farting in the mens room

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that's what the john is for. there are times when I walk into a john, fart and leave. I don't have to pee, but if I let that stinky fart out anywhere else but the bathroom, people are gonna hate me.
 

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My husband says our couch in infested with barking trouser spiders whenever he farts in our living room. Cracks me up.:biggrin1:

Yes, OP. Excusing oneself is for places other than the restroom. If bodily functions have to be excused there, where are they acceptable?

I actually used to use that same saying, probably passed on from my father. But now, since we live near the water with ducks, if I happen to pop out a musical note I'll say "you here that? We got a duck in the house!" and my dog, who just "loves" ducks will go searching for said duck. Its hilarious to watch.

To the OP, if you fart near someone sure, you cam say excuse me. But no one is required to say excuse me for bodily functions in a bathroom. That being said, I've always had a problem pooping in public places because of the noise I make. In school if you got caught taking a shit it was a great time to throw water filled paper towels or otherwise just fuck with that person. Kinda scarred me I guess heh.
 

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that makes it sound like you followed through.
poor dude thinks you pooped your pants. :cool:

That happened to this dude when I was in high school. It was between classed and the boys bathroom was packed and he was talking a piss at the urinal and tried to rip a fart and shit in his pants. LOL
 

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Go in the stall, close the door and then fart? Are you serious? Like you're not going to hear it if it's done in a stall? Dude, you need some Xanax or something.
 

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I fart sometimes when I work out, my trainer just laughs, luckily for me its in my own home and if it stinks I just bust out some air freshen stuff. As for farting in public I run to the restroom and goto the farthest stall and clench my cheeks so it at least it's mutes the sound a little.
 

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I've been guilty of accidentally farting when I'm at a uninal.

What's worse though is bending down to a low shelf at Walmart and letting one go then seeing a woman right behind you. :redface:
 

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Let's see......Iraq, Afghanistan,the mid-east meltdown, global terrorism, falling stock market, the general economy, the unemployment situation, housing debacle/foreclosures, price of gasoline, food costs, forest fires, droughts, tornadoes, heat waves, etc., etc., and maybe I just don't see the importance of of another person passing a little gas and not saying "excuse me".....but just call me old fashioned I suppose!