A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around
the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable
to break something. The boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it
off. You're going to break something."
He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping
center. Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick
and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it. Shortly after mom returns and while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she's finished, she
looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. She's not sure what this
big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is
baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over
shortly to examine everything.
When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on
his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out
his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon
explodes and shit is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.
"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is
the first time I've ever actually seen a fart !"