Farts on fire.

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Last night I tried one of those tricks where you light your farts on fire. I couldn't find a lighter, so I used a candle.
Completely ruined my wife Rillas birthday cake.

 

[deleted871301]

Haha... did this when I was in the Air Force... no ass hairs there... Haha!!

 

[chicagosam]

How did the cake taste?

 

[bigboy9239]

Pretty shitty, i would imagine...