If you are enjoying this thread, you may enjoy this telephone answering-machine message. (MP3 file, 422 kb, download from Mediafire. By the way, neither the voice nor the other sounds are mine.)
Are we talking FARTS?
This has gone from bad to worse.
:fart::fart::fart::fart::fart:
They used to say that if you lit a match and held it near your fart it would flame up.
Decided to do this one whilst in bed with the GF, thus resulting in a 4ft flame shooting from my anus, and the worlds biggist bitch-slap from the GF :biggrin1:
Wet farts are awful those make me puke.Those are very deadly and it's awful when they occur in a place where you can't escape. Just hold your breath and hope the elevator doesn't stop. I love baked beans and they don't make me gassy at all. Bush's beans are delicious and taste homemade.
Bush Brothers Bush's Best
Wet farts are awful. A few times I've done those and got a little leakage in my undies. The thing about them is that you can kind of tell they're wet beforehand, so you release them slowly, but you never really know what you're going to get. It's best to be in the bathroom if you feel one coming on.
I think he is. If not, I would caution Stanmarsh to remember what happened to Kenny!You're kidding, aren't you?
anyone immature enough to enjoy the sound of farts (like myself) should watch this
YouTube - Farting Preacher- A Classic
You're kidding, aren't you?
Wet farts are awful those make me puke.
People should be arrested if they are caught doing them in public places. :AR15firing::AR15firing::AR15firing::AR15firing:
Have you had experience in this? :biggrin1:
This is probably a set up but yucky nevertheless.