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A crew of high school students, working for a science fair concocted a menu to produce foul farts.

Lima Beans and Garlic.

Fart producing raw potatoes may be added. Add hot sauces and whatever else suits your fancy. If you run out of friends, don't come farting to me.
 

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This has gone from bad to worse.

:fart::fart::fart::fart::fart:

They used to say that if you lit a match and held it near your fart it would flame up.


Decided to do this one whilst in bed with the GF, thus resulting in a 4ft flame shooting from my anus, and the worlds biggist bitch-slap from the GF :biggrin1:
 

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Those are very deadly and it's awful when they occur in a place where you can't escape. Just hold your breath and hope the elevator doesn't stop. I love baked beans and they don't make me gassy at all. Bush's beans are delicious and taste homemade.

Bush Brothers – Bush's Best



Wet farts are awful. A few times I've done those and got a little leakage in my undies. The thing about them is that you can kind of tell they're wet beforehand, so you release them slowly, but you never really know what you're going to get. It's best to be in the bathroom if you feel one coming on.
Wet farts are awful those make me puke.
 

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anyone immature enough to enjoy the sound of farts (like myself) should watch this

YouTube - Farting Preacher- A Classic

All the videos are on the site to which BedheadRed's post refers.

Those videos are about more than just the sound of farts. They're about *PFFTTHHUTT!* (thank you, Jesus!), they're about *BFFLLAAAPPP!* (thank you, Jesus!), they're about the spirit of the Lord and his *PTTTHHHUPPFF!* (thank you, Jesus!). . . .
 

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It wasn't me..The dog did it.
There was a movie put out some years back called
Soggy Bottom USA..it was about a farting dog...
Too funny for words.