I went tubing down the river with this girl on a first date. We were drunk, tan, in bathing suits.. laughing all day. We went back to my house to shower afterwards. Instead, I ripped her bottoms off and pushed her onto my couch. She untied the string in my boardshorts and my cock basically pushed them off. I barely penetrated her for 10 seconds and she yelled “pull it out!” I was startled and kind of stood up and she let loose a gusher and started shivering. I was like “oh fuck, this is great!”
Sofa was never the same, though.