Fastest You’ve Made A Guy Cum?

About 30 seconds. I'm not exaggerating in the least. One was orally at a place called Club Orlando. It was an older guy that invited to my room. About 10 seconds into it, he said to me "ease up a little, you'll make me cum". About another 10 seconds went by and he said "oh, fuck it, I can't hold it" and erupted like a volcano.

After it was over, he said to me "somebody taught you well".

Oddly enough, I have sucked a cock for 2 hours without the guy even getting close to cumming, which is frustrating.

The other was when I rode the cock of a guy I met on Craigslist. That was another adventure that lasted about 30 seconds. He was embarrassed and swore it would never happen again.

I gave him a second chance about a week later and the same thing happened. He said to me "this normally don't happen, you're a fuck machine". That's probably true. When I ride a cock, I do it hard and aggressively. That's what gets me off.

I saw no point in trying for a third time after that.
 
One of the first few guys I slept with long, long ago came in my mouth in about ten seconds. We had just started getting undressed during foreplay, his jeans open but not yet off. It caught me by surprise. I aspirated a little--cough, cough, cough. Easy comer he was.

Another guy creamed his jeans while we were messing around. A third came in my hand seconds after I reached into his shorts. Both admitted it had been several days since they came. Sitting at a table with another guy I told him how much I wanted to fuck his cute ass when he stood up, whipped out his cock and jerked off in a few seconds, his come flying across the table. A fellow lifeguard did the same standing on the other side of the desk in the office at the pool where we worked. All these guys were young--college age.

Later on in my twenties I was standing in his kitchen with a friend in advance of cookout/party when he whipped it out and jacked in a few seconds then wiped it off the floor with a paper towel.

Does it count if I wasn't touching the guy? :cool:
 
Met a 19 year old off Craigslist. Said he had never played with a guy before, and I believe him. Just wanted to try giving a handjob.

We both got out our cocks to fondle each other. About 30 seconds into the game he said stop, or I'm going to cum and might not want to do this anymore.

So I let him stroke me off. He came in less than a minute, hands free. Then he felt guilty, but finished me off.

He was very uncomfortable after that, and could not leave soon enough.
 
I've been with a few younger guys that came within a couple of minutes of play - masturbating or blowing them - but i think that was mainly due to inexperience and over-excitement. My current bf was a virgin and he get over-excited for the first while we were together and playing and the first time i fucked him he came in about 2/3 minutes.

But its happened to me to - was with one guy who had the tightest hole and would kind of grind his ass cheeks as he was fucked, the tightness and friction made me cum very quickly maybe 5 mins or so.
 
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I hooked up with a guy in the Seattle area. He lived about 10 miles away. Said he ha 7.5" and was a LONG lasting top ( I LOVE a LONG fucking), so he walked in, we went to the bed, he was already hard, Nice dick, slid inside, pumped a few times, and pulled out. My only comment was "When you said you were a LONG lasting top, I didn't know that included your travel time"
 
I was giving a guy a lap dance to warm him up. The next thing you know, I hear him say "OH fuck" and he blew his jizz on my butt cheeks.

Apparently he indulged himself as if he were in a strip club...where a stripper makes you cum and you walk out the door. And I was totally disappointed.

I returned the favor by pumping him doggiestyle from start to finish...and that was that.
 
older guy, he was 72, had an odd one as he was 3 inches hard but...9 inches around at his hump. i know because i measured him. he had said the lube i smeared on him almost made him go. i went down and maybe 30 sec. later he was in trouble. another was at about 45 seconds and he yelled it and pulled out saying it said too sensitive...then said he was cumming again and went right back in, both in about 1 minute
 
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I hooked up with a guy in the Seattle area. He lived about 10 miles away. Said he ha 7.5" and was a LONG lasting top ( I LOVE a LONG fucking), so he walked in, we went to the bed, he was already hard, Nice dick, slid inside, pumped a few times, and pulled out. My only comment was "When you said you were a LONG lasting top, I didn't know that included your travel time"

Man, what a let-down! When I use my med, I can fuck for 3-4 hours, but few tops really want someone pounding their hole for that long. lol Makes for fun over several sessions though!
 
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I was playing with a young man who I knew to have a very sensitive ass. He created a rim-chair which was a toilet seat with four legs on it. I scooted under him and went to town on his sensitive hole. He moaned loudly and within two minutes I felt something splash on my stomach. He'd cum already!
 
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Man, what a let-down! When I use my med, I can fuck for 3-4 hours, but few tops really want someone pounding their hole for that long. lol Makes for fun over several sessions though!
Longest I've been fucked was 4.5 hours, by 4 guys, and I was still begging for more. They ranged in size from a Very Thick 6.5" to a little over 8" and pretty thick
 
Ten seconds, I was talking dirty to him, nibbled on his neck, licked his nipples....when he unzipped his pants and pulled out his hard cock...it was already pouring out precum. As soon as I put it in my mouth, he shot his load everywhere. Down my throat, on my face, in my hair and all over the video screen. (We were in an adult video booth)
 
2 minutes. he put his dick inside me and came right away. he didn’t even bother to please me. worst sex ever
 
Probably 30 or so seconds. Giving a blowjob to a straight coworker. 30 seconds of some of the most cringy dirty talk I’ve ever heard; but he’s probably the best friend I’ve ever made at work. Truly an amazing, compassionate, fully human, hot guy.
 
First touch of his dick.

We were making out, he was really into it and the second my hand touched his dick, he started cumming a bucket full.

On and off we messed around for 5 years. Some of the best and worst sex I ever had.
 
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I fucked this dude in San Diego who came handsfree like 8 seconds in. It was just plain weird. I'm a good top but this was like immediate, and he couldn't take anymore after he came so I never got off.

Lol he tried to meet up again and I passed