Yo Mama so fat she got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo Mama so fat she got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
I haven't done Yo Mama jokes in ages...
Yo Mama so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Oh oh let me give it a try.
Your mother is so overweight she runs an increased risk for gallbladder disease.
Hmm . . . I don't think you've quite got it . . .
There used to be a cafeteria type restaurant in Bloomingdales and I was behind a woman once and she grabbed two desserts and had a double portion of meatloaf and potatoes and gravy and a salad with blue cheese dressing and bread and butter and in the end she ordered a diet coke and I just could not stop myself from asking... "You are kidding right?" Well she burst into tears and I felt horrible.
Just wait for me to lose some weight and then I`ll write a fucking bestseller
I generally refrain from discussing other peoples weight unless they ask me for my opinion.
There used to be a cafeteria type restaurant in Bloomingdales and I was behind a woman once and she grabbed two desserts and had a double portion of meatloaf and potatoes and gravy and a salad with blue cheese dressing and bread and butter and in the end she ordered a diet coke and I just could not stop myself from asking... "You are kidding right?" Well she burst into tears and I felt horrible.
I also see men and woman who are starving themselves to stay slim and they look so mean and unhappy.
I think you have to strike a balance as long as you are healthy and happy it does not matter what anyone else thinks of your weight.
Just wait for me to lose some weight and then I`ll write a fucking bestseller
Just wait for me to lose some weight and then I`ll write a fucking bestseller
WHY???!!!Why wait?
Hahahaha!
Is levity the appropriate ingredient for a matter of such preponderance?
Hmm . . . I don't think you've quite got it . . .
Your mother is so obese her BMI is over 30.
Better?
Just wait for me to lose some weight and then I`ll write a fucking bestseller
Am I the first to remark that today is Fat Tuesday?