Fatal McCain Car Crash

[b.c.]

I agree. If McCain doesn't produce official documentation proving his innocense then he is clearly guilty. I mean what about all that legal wrangling. That proves his guilt right there.

I am hereby declaring myself a "crasher". I want to know the truth behind this crash. Let's go bust up some town hall meetings with this stuff.

I have it from reliable sources that McCain is in fact from Pluto. Yep...you read it here first.

 

[koval]

I have it from reliable sources that McCain is in fact from Pluto. Yep...you read it here first.

I believe he is in fact from Uranus, after all he does act like an ass at times :biggrin1:

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

I have it from reliable sources that McCain is in fact from Pluto. Yep...you read it here first.

He has 'failed' to 'produce' a 'legitimate' Plutonian birth certificate, so he can't be from Pluto either. This is an 'important' intergalactic 'constitutional' matter that must be addressed. What is McCain 'hiding?' With so many space 'lawyers' on this, he must be 'guilty.'

Birthers, did I miss any catch words?

 

[slurper_la]

I have it from reliable sources that McCain is in fact from Pluto. Yep...you read it here first.

Sorry bud but this is NOT breaking news... one look at his wife proves beyond any possible doubt we've been invaded by aliens.

 

[B_Nick4444]

News Orgs Investigate Possibly Fatal McCain '64 Car Crash


Oh those Republicans and their drunken lethal car accident cover-ups. First Laura Bush kills her high school boyfriend and now this.

My question here is: if it was just a car wreck, then why is the Navy trying so hard to keep it a secret?

What is McCain hiding?

He must be guilty if he doesn't present proof of innocence.

All of the money he spent in legal wrangling proves that he's guilty.

The money spent on lawyers proves that he's desperate to hide something.

Source: News Orgs Investigate Possibly Fatal McCain '64 Car Crash

don't even get me started on your kennedy's!

doesn't seem to be limited to the repubs

The term "Chappaquiddick incident" refers to the circumstances surrounding the death of Mary Jo Kopechne, whose dead body was discovered underwater inside an automobile belonging to Senator Edward "Ted" Kennedy. The body and the car were found in a tidal channel on Chappaquiddick Island, Massachusetts on the morning of July 19, 1969. After the discovery, Kennedy gave a statement to police saying that on the previous night Kopechne was his passenger when he took a wrong turn and accidentally drove his car off a bridge into the water. After pleading guilty to a charge of leaving the scene of an accident after causing injury, he received a suspended sentence. The incident became a national scandal and may have influenced Kennedy's decision not to run in the 1972 presidential election.

Chappaquiddick incident - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[ZOS23xy]

shut your flap you cartoon fairy. who are you to judge anyone just because your dems have fucked uo the country you want to dig around for nonsense. It's innocent until proven guilty not the other way around you gutless coward.

dems have fucked up the world....and you want to dig around for nonsense...

Where have you been the last decade?

Well, if you are innocent until proven guilty, George "W" Bush did have a felony conviction for his DUI, and left it under the rug until someone dug it out.

Its well known in some circles that McCain wasn't fit to fly.

And the only way the innocent can remain innocent is for the iunformation be made available to prove their innocence...

Duh!

 

[ZOS23xy]

Sounds like BS conspiracy theories.


Here's a good one, with the recent passing of a true 'bad driver', Ted Kennedy (who killed some one for certain... and completely got away with it because of his high level connections) had brain cancer. It's a proven fact that to believe like Ted Kennedy one needs to have brain cancer. There are on going studies that show liberals all have a brain disorder that closely resembles brain cancer.

It's a good explanation, isn't it.

And it's a good explanation that most right wing batshit commentators die from anal cancer.

 

[ZOS23xy]

Did they ever find Obama's birth certificate?

It's been located near a pile of Weapons of Mass Destruction in the George W. Bush library, next to Bush's used coloring books.

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

It's been located near a pile of Weapons of Mass Destruction in the George W. Bush library, next to Bush's used coloring books.

Actually, it's in the corner of the Oval Office. I encourage the birthers to go look for it.

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

The term "Chappaquiddick incident" refers to the circumstances surrounding the death of Mary Jo Kopechne, whose dead body was discovered underwater inside an automobile belonging to Senator Edward "Ted" Kennedy. The body and the car were found in a tidal channel on Chappaquiddick Island, Massachusetts on the morning of July 19, 1969. After the discovery, Kennedy gave a statement to police saying that on the previous night Kopechne was his passenger when he took a wrong turn and accidentally drove his car off a bridge into the water. After pleading guilty to a charge of leaving the scene of an accident after causing injury, he received a suspended sentence. The incident became a national scandal and may have influenced Kennedy's decision not to run in the 1972 presidential election.

Chappaquiddick incident - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

How interesting that we know so much about the "Chappaquiddick incident," but know almost nothing about the McCain incident.

doesn't seem to be limited to the repubs

Appearently cover-ups do seem to be limited to 'repubs.'

 

[chevychas]

fuck,republicans,assholes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[B_Enough_for_Me]

News Orgs Investigate Possibly Fatal McCain '64 Car Crash


Oh those Republicans and their drunken lethal car accident cover-ups. First Laura Bush kills her high school boyfriend and now this.

Since Mr. McCain crashed 5 or 6 military aircraft, I wonder why they even gave him a license. Then again, McCain was a four-star admiral's son at the time. This Demi-God status would have warranted an automatic military cover-up.

My question here is: if it was just a car wreck, then why is the Navy trying so hard to keep it a secret?

Thanks to the Birthers' insight, we can finally get down to the bottom of things.

What is McCain hiding?

He must be guilty if he doesn't present proof of innocence.

All of the money he spent in legal wrangling proves that he's guilty.

The money spent on lawyers proves that he's desperate to hide something.

Source: News Orgs Investigate Possibly Fatal McCain '64 Car Crash

This is priceless. A news agency says they are "investigating a possible" car crash. Well, thats enough for the liberals. Investigation equals guilt. You people shouldn't be allowed to breed.

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

This is priceless. A news agency says they are "investigating a possible" car crash. Well, thats enough for the liberals. Investigation equals guilt. You people shouldn't be allowed to breed.

You wouldn't know parody or satire if it hit you in the face. If you don't understand a thread, keep out of it?

Edit:

I'm actually referring to several threads.

 

[Bbucko]

You wouldn't know parody or satire if it hit you in the face. If you don't understand a thread, keep out of it?

Edit:

I'm actually referring to several threads.

Subtlety is so not his strong suit that he can't even spell it correctly.

 

[B_Enough_for_Me]

Subtlety is so not his strong suit that he can't even spell it correctly.

Sutbleties most certainly are my strong suit.

 

[dude252007]

Might be true and it might not be true. We know Ted Kennedy's car crash was true.

 

[B_Enough_for_Me]

Dude, looks like you ended that shit.

 

[B_Mister Buildington]

How DARE you say something like that about the heroic Ted Kennedy!?

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

Might be true and it might not be true. We know Ted Kennedy's car crash was true.

It's true. It happened in 1964 at the main gate of a Virginia naval base. Many of the other details are being hidden by the Navy.

 

[slurper_la]

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