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Thank God for dads and their porn stashes! (Although the computer has rather eliminated the need for any boy to find a porn stash...)

My dad kept a nice stack of magazines in his closet that I first found at age 8 or 9. My dick got hard as a rock, and I remember the "rush" that I felt the first time I saw naked women. My heart pounded...and my face went flush.

I remember showing them to my neighbor buddy. He liked them, but not nearly as much as I did. I still love porn. Kinda interesting that it was obvious at age 8 that I thought porn was cool...

My dad finally figured out that I was looking at his stash, and - like so many have shared on LPSG - he kept moving his hiding place...and I kept finding the new spot.

I get jealous of the guys who write on here about growing up in a house with only a dad and brothers. No offense to any mothers intended, but I just think that growing up in a home where porn was shared between brothers (and maybe Dad himself) would have been pretty cool.
 

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When I was 10 or 11, about the same time I found my penis, I found my dad's playboys (and one penthouse, which I preferred...there was a guy in it, it had the forum, and it was dirtier). When I was 13 they eventually got me a subscription to playboy, and while most people say they only read them for the articles, I pretty much did. I did like the sex in movies issue because it actually featured men...but otherwise, I was steady jerking to my sports illustrateds.

Also, my folks had some sex memorabilia that a friend of theirs left to them after she died. There was some great material in them: Stories in little booklets, probably from the 1920s, with accompanying photos of men and women, either doing the deed or just standing there with messy curtain drops; b&w hotos of men and women fucking or sucking or jerking; kama sutra drawings... a lot to look at for a young boy with an already rampant imagination. My dad also rented porn, so a bit later, probably 14 or 15 (I was by that time a very sexual closet case), I would take his videos to watch (only for the dicks of course). My parents knew, but I don't think they cared that much. Thanks dad...

No wonder you're so well adjusted and evolved. That 1920s sex stuff must be cool -- like that fun new Museum of Sex downtown.

By the way, horny8, your pics are now probably in many gay guy's own porn collections. Everything comes full circle.
 

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I remember this "find" very well. I was 12, snooping through my Dads drawers I found several "Sweedish Eroticas" and Hustlers. I remember thinking "SO Dad is'nt as goody goody as he tries to project himself" Mm Hm
 

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my dad had and still has so much porn, but he has a lot of trans crap which took me a while to realize my dads pretty gross(no ofence) so after tha i stoped snooping
 

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My parents had one of those headboards on their bed with shelves and Dad always kept a stack of 3 or 4 Playboys and Penthouse neatly stacked on his side. Out in plain view and it was treated as no big deal. My parents always read in bed at night and I remember once getting up to pee (when I was about 8 or 9) and noticing that my Dad was reading a Playboy and my mom reading a book or something.

They had a small tv in their room and my brother and I were allowed to watch tv in there if we couldn't agree what to watch on the family room tv. One time when my parents were out, and I was about 10, I was in my parents room watching tv and looking through dad's stash. I was in my pj's and laying on my stomach with a woody. Suddenly, I started to get a REALLY GOOD feeling and had my first orgasm (dry one, fortunately). I ran to the family room and told my 14yo brother about this brilliant new thing I had discovered. He was grossed out and told me I might want to start reading some of the articles and not just look at the pictures until I figured out what was going on. I eventually learned a lot about sex from those mags.
 

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My Dad Never Had Any Porn. I Was Born Late In His Life And He Die When I Was 12. My Older Brother Had The Playboy And Penthouse Stashe. Provide Me With Lots Of Goodtimes And How I Learned To Read With One Hand.
 

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My Dad Never Had Any Porn. I Was Born Late In His Life And He Die When I Was 12. My Older Brother Had The Playboy And Penthouse Stashe. Provide Me With Lots Of Goodtimes And How I Learned To Read With One Hand.


Is that the title to your new book? Or do you just have a capital letter fetish? :tongue:
 

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my older brother and I, very close in age, found a ton of my dad's playboys in the garage when we were about 12 or so. Dad knew and really didn't care. He allowed it, and was his way of introducing us to sex, so we could check things out on our own and even ask questions. Dad also had "informational" sex books, like the 'Hite Report on Male Sexuality', and other sex-encyclopedia things. He wanted us to feel like we could come to him with sex questions, he wanted an open environment for his sons to learn about sex, without growing up confused, or learning that sex was dirty, or anything like that. I feel very fortunate to have a dad like that.

Our school-age buddies sure did apprieciate it. We always had our buddies over, looking at the books. Some of the guys would bring their parent's stolen porn over too. It was so fun. I would always look at the guys dicks, in porn or penthouse or swank magazine. This is probably how I got my start as a size queen. Oh, and my first boyfriend was about 8x6. That too.

Not only did this allow me to discover sex in a healthy environment, I think it gave me a lot of confidence too. I can remember, when I became sexually active,at 18 years-old, being very skilled and FAR MORE advanced than my sex partners. I wasn't squeemish at all. This is probably why I dated older men (late 20s and 30 year olds) when I was in my LEGAL late teens/early 20s. They were better in bed and up to my speed. BUT, then again, I always liked being with guys around my age too, because I always knew how to knock their socks off...and often heard them say the same.
 

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I found my dads in his closet, I was amazed with all the naked bodies, i would always go and look at the magazines when i was home alone...even would lie on the carpet masturbating hoping they wou;ld arrive home...:redface:
 

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When I was younger, of course I was looking for it! I remember it was under the bed, between the matress, and in the dresser under a bunch of mags. Also, the hidden tapes were under the bed too. lol, but now I have my own supply :biggrin1:
 

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Had a mate that was a year older than us and brought myself and two other mates to the wonderful world of masturbation.

All four of us used to have 'sleep overs' which consisted mostly of watching the same 3 hour porn vid over and over. Can remember just about every word to that darn movie. Eventually we got tired of that a moved onto the INTERNET. Still send each other RedTube flix and the like from time to time :)
 

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Yep, my Uncle had two stacks of Playboys and about 12 movies. I remember finding one dirty magazine with two women and one guy. That guy's dick had to be the same size as Industrialsize's dick. I remember staring at the guy's dick, and cumming for the first time. Ah...the days before photoshop. Good times.

Oh...and I agree about fuck books Catman. Those are some of the best. And Nifty is the best website for that. My favorite is the story about a guy and his two friends going to Vegas. An awesome story, and well written.
 

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What a Funny Thread to Read! I remember finding my dad's stash of mags and late 70's early 80's Porn. Vanessa Del Rio, Taboo, The Devil in Mrs. Jones and few others come to mind! What a great time in life that was! And it seems that most of us had similar experiences.

Younger folks today 25 & below who had access to the internet really did have it easy, but they sure missed out on the rush of getting "found out!"

Remember having to "zero" the counter on the VCR to make sure when you were finished watching your dad's porno, you put it right back to the spot where he left it?

LOL Fun memories!
 

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When I was younger, one of my mum's boyfriends used to give me porno mags (or as he called them, fanny mags) and I used to 'borrow' his videos.

Business-minded soul that I am, I used to sell the mags on after I'd finished with them. Pages were stuck together and all sorts but you'd be surprised what horny teenagers will pay for a tattered and battered (with man batter) magazine.
 

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Yup, bedside cabinet (nightstand to those across the pond), Penthouse, Mayfair & Forum. However, I seem to recall my mum having a couple of issues of McCalls (not generally on sale in the UK at that time) which had some articles of the 'natural world' genre which I found erotic at a very tender age...I'd forgotten all about those until I read this thread.
 

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This is going back over 30 years ago....I did some bedroom hunting after school and found my dads books, with pictures in the center....Instant Boner!

I remember just sitting there amazed at what was between the legs of some of these guys, I was used to seeing my adolescent penis. Then I saw my first blow job and thought how dirty that was ! Gross!

Little would I know that in a few years that would be me......

That reminds me...I have to stash MY porn somewhere better from my 3 boys....They could probably show me something thuogh !!!
 

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I was the one hiding the porn when I was a kid, and it was gay porn. Totally got busted with it too. I was 13, my mom took me home from Summer School and opened the front door...BAM!!! My dad was there and all of my stash was out in the living room. My porn videos on the floor, magazines and even my internet history pulled up. I was so fucked. I had to go to therapy (it was shit and the guy did absolutely nothing to cure my "gayness"). Too bad that it didn't work. BTW my dad decided to "do away" with all of my porn...I don't know what he really did with it, but it wasn't in our trash
 

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Business-minded soul that I am, I used to sell the mags on after I'd finished with them. Pages were stuck together and all sorts but you'd be surprised what horny teenagers will pay for a tattered and battered (with man batter) magazine.

A friend of mine sold me like 50 porn mags for $15. I ended up going around to all my friends trying to sell them for 2 bucks a piece. I still have like 10 of them but I sold all the rest. The thing that shocked me was most of my customers were girls. Two girls that I was friends with bought ten at a time. I made a pretty good profit off of them magazines.

 

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My father used to have a stash of magazines hidden by his favorite chair. They were mostly Playboys and Hustlers as well as other less known titles. Even way back then, I realized that looking at the naked women didn't do much for me but occasionally when it was male/female photo spread, I was more interested in the guys.