fav reference to masturbation

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  1. Imported

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    DJM277: We all know there are a ton of slang terms in regard to male masturbation.Which one is your favorite?

    Mine
    slapping the salami and five knuckle shuffle
     
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    Smokin' the kielbasa.
     
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    I kinda like the mile-high solo flight. But I've been known to tie a yellow ribbon 'round the old oak tree.
     
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    Thumper_10x7_CA: I never understood how Choke the Chicken, or Choke the Monkey had anything to do with jackingoff. If someones cock reminds you of a monkey, then I thinkthat man needs to seek medical attention! :D

    I've always been fond of Wanking my pud.
     
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    Me, the ones that stick in my mind are classics like,pulling pud, or whacking off. One time a girl I was dating was determined to have me agree on a subject I didn't, and she issued an ultimatum saying, " Agree with what I said or you're going to humping your fist for a long time."
     
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    The song "Pictures of Lily" by The Who
     
  7. Imported

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    hung: Jacking Off when I was a teen.

    Now I refer to it as: "Self Pleasuring."
     
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    This is not like my plain 'jackingoff' or 'stroking', but a novel one I remember from a 9 incher is 'dong wanking'. ;)
     
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    fireant: Waxing the Toyota! :D
     
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    bigdick04: having sex with palma handerson or rosey palm and her five sisters
     
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