Fave T-shirt quotes?

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  1. Imported

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    wvalady1968: I saw one yesterday that said, "Dirty Old Men Need Love, Too"

    So, who was that? Come on, fess up.

    :D
     
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    Here I go :
    The 16-17 y.o. girl was wearing a T-shirt.

    On her chest, written : I'm a virgin. On her back : This is an older T-shirt.

    :D
     
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    inquiringmind: Hi ,
    I saw this on am older gentleman the other day...

    "God is Dead" -  Nietzche

    "Nietzche is Dead" -  God


    Also a doggie t- shirt I saw...

    "I stink, therefore I am"
     
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    SpeedoGuy: The one that says:

    "If you think education is expensive, try ignorance."

    SG
     
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    SimplyHung: I have a lot of quote t-shirts, but my favorites are "How many vegetables had to die for your stupid salad?" and "Come any closer and I'll lob a grenade at you."
     
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    sammygirly: I have one that has the pilsbury dough boy on it - says:

    "Poke me and you die" :D
     
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    7x6andchg: I still like the

    "Bomb Squad - if you see me running try to keep up" one.

    7x6&C
     
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    My son's favorite t-shirt says, "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."
     
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    gigantikok: The coolest shirt ever:

    (If only I had it...)

    [​IMG]
     
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    I shop at a store called "Hot Topics" They have so many shirt to choose from. My favorite is: "You're just jealous because the voices talk to me"
     
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    Longhornjok: Sandra Bernhard said this. It hasn't been made into a t-shirt (I don't think), but it should be:

    Personally, I'm waiting for Caller IQ
     
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    aj2181: My fav is "I can only do one nice thing for one person everyday. Today is not your day. Tomarrow doesn't look good either."
     
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    I saw a good one at the mall yesterday:

    So you're a feminist.

    Isn't that cute.​


    Pecker

    (I saw a cow laughing. Milk was coming out her nose.)
     
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    inquiringmind: Hi Geo,
    Good to know that other "serious adults" venture into hot Topic every once and a while! I was beginning to feel like one of Anne Rice's old vampires when I go in there. Heh, I was wearing striped stockings before some of these children of the night were born (Now who is an old vampire?)However, I only give discreet flashes from under long black skirts. Perhaps that's why my old beau used to call me "Mortitia". ..

    Inquiring mind
     
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    Tender: my favorite is...
    you laugh because im different, i laugh because youre all the same... 8)

    my dh has a t shirt that with the Bosch slogan on it,
    which is
    "maximum up-time guaranteed"
    i asked him about it once, and he went into this ya know tool talk stuff, lol that i know nothing of... ::)
    but i dont think he ever 'got' it...
    wears the shirt everywhere he goes lol!
     
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    LOL, Tender, my bet is that he's an engineer.

    Pecker

    (Popeye committed suicide today when he heard that the Pope had gone to Mount Olive.)
     
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    mindseye: One of my favorites is the one from tshirthell.com that reads "I fucked the chick from Hanson."
     
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    Tender: he is a technician, works for a place that builds special machinery.
    they design and build equipment for companies like goodyear, or HP, ect...
    he likes it pretty well...
     
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    I've got a few that stick, but there was one that got me:
    I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass! :D
     
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