Fave T-shirt quotes?

[13788]

robbnks: Saw a few cool quotes when at the mall the other day:

"You must be the change you wish to see in the world." -- Mahatma Gandhi.

"Understanding makes tolerance unnecessary."

The funniest one was a shirt with this quote written mutiple times across the front and back:

"Obsessive-Compulsive"
"Obsessive-Compulsive"
"Obsessive-Compulsive" ( It was written in slightly darkening letters each time til it got to the bottom of the shirt on both the front and back. )

 

[Pecker]

Then there's the one that says on the front:

I'm schizophrenic.

and on the back:

No I'm not.
Yes I am.
No I'm not.
Yes I am.

 

[D_Martin van Burden]

"Fuck you,
you fucking fuck."

(I think I'll wear it to FAM 657 next week. I'm not too fond of the professor.)

 

[Ralexx]

Quite out of topic, but close enough to be a T-shirt quote :

This is a real fact.
The Duke de Richelieu (the founder of Odessa and governor of Crimea, died in 1821), in love with a princess ; scene : Russia, her palace.
He knocks at her room's door (closed, of course).
The princess, from inside : " -- No, Monsieur, no, please leave me alone, I don't want to see you anymore !"
The Duke, moaning : " -- Ah, Madame, if you'd only know what I knock with !... "

 

[13788]

sfsbdgb: One of my favorites ...was on a real Heavy lady at a Fair
" Im Fat and your Ugly,but I can go on a Diet!!""
Love that one!!

 

[Ralexx]

Another T-shirt :

A man had a horse and the horse had nothing against.