Favorite Bumper Stickers

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    "Bumpah Stickahs"

    What's your favorite? Recently I was driving my good friend and her grandmother (who's 89) to Connecticut. As we passed a car on the expressway she noted a bumper sticker;

    "Give me head until I'm dead"

    Over and over she repeated it until finally (convulsed with laughter as we were) she looked over at her granddaughter Sarah and said "darling? What could that possibly mean? 'Give me head until I'm dead'?"

    We had no answer and Sarah told me she peed her pants a bit while she was trying to stiffle her laughter.

    Fuck it was funny.:tongue:
     
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    "Jesus, protect me from your followers" has always been a favorite. And in traffic, just a couple of days ago, I saw "Darwin Loves You!"
     
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    "Warning! I speed up to run over small animals"
     
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    My kid beat up your kid at Smith Elementary.
     
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    "Honk if you're deaf"

    "My other car is a piece of shit too"

    I saw a good one about black powder shooters and lead balls, but I can't recall exactly how it went.

    After seeing far too many "This car climbed Mt Washington" stickers around here, I was going to make up one to put on my Toyota saying "This car climbed Mt Niitaka". But I mentioned it to a number of people and only one of them got it, so I scotched that project.
     
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    caution: blind driver

    (1992) george bush couldn't run a laundromat

    let's play "ride the sausage"

    visualize whirlled peas

    my other car is a broom

    teen smokers for dole

    if you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk

    sort of off topic, but a church near me in 2003 during a very rough winter had a clever sign. the road it was on had many many crater sized potholes. it was like the surface of the moon. hubcaps laying all over the place from people hitting them while driving.

    "potholes got you down? jesus paves."
     
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    I'm a big fan of Nothern Sun bumper stickers, though I own none of my own.

    I refuse to repeat any of them here though. *turns up nose and walks out*


    *pokes her head back in* How's about this one:

    Do yourself a favor. Punch a raver.
     
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    Get yours free here.
     
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    i used to have one that read; UNIVERSAL TERRORSIST HUNTING LICENSE #91101 GOODTHROUGH FOREVER. NO BAGGING LIMIT.

    Then b4 that was my favorite one for tailgaters; UNLESS YOU'RE A HEMMOROID, GET OFF MY ASS!
     
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    One old truck had this sticker, "0 to 60 in 6 minutes" oooo One crazy dude had one high on his tail gate, "I'd Rather Be Spanking The Monkey." Or the one with Captain Crunch, "This car is constipated, it can't pass anything."
     
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    Recently, I went to my GF's church, and the reverend was just pulling inas we were, and on the bumper was a sticker that read; I'M NOT SPEEDING, I
    M QUALIFYING.

    Turns out it was his son's car he was borrowing.
     
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    MAFIA STAFF CAR
    Keepa You Hands Off!


    MAFIA STAFF CAR
    You Toucha My Car
    I Breaka You Face
     
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    then again at work, I saw this idiot geting into his car with a sticker that read,"NO,YOU SUCK,SIGNED THE MEAN PEOPLE."
     
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