A guy goes up to the window of a movie theatre with a duck on a leash. The guy behind the counter says he cant take the duck in. OK, Ill buy an extra ticket, the man says. I dont care how many tickets you buy you cant take a duck into the theatre. The guy leaves, goes into an alley and stuffs the duck down the front of his pants. He goes back to the box office, buys a ticket and goes in and sits down. About halfway through the movie, the duck starts squirming around so he unzips his pants and lets the ducks head out. The woman next to him sees this and nudges her husband George, the guy next to me is exposing himself. Well, the husband says, you know these guys just do it for the attention. Just ignore him and hell stop. But, George, the wife continued, this ones eating my popcorn!