Favorite dildo

[Patchos]

American women are scary, domineering, manipulative, psycho, stressed out, and have high expectations for themselves and others. They would have you believe they have it all together. But still come home to their empty apartment at the end of the day and can't figure out or won't admit that what they needs is...a new dildo?

Well, how many men *who still love feminine women* are willing to coax out the girly side of American women? Good luck!

LOL u mad bro?

 

[Patchos]

wow, so you say u can take half of the 6 ft length dildo loll? u must have the deepest pussy ever, 3 fuckin feet deep. thats 36 inches by the way

Herp? Derp

 

[psidom]

American women are scary, domineering, manipulative, psycho, stressed out, and have high expectations for themselves and others. They would have you believe they have it all together. But still come home to their empty apartment at the end of the day and can't figure out or won't admit that what they needs is...a new dildo?

Well, how many men *who still love feminine women* are willing to coax out the girly side of American women? Good luck!

uh...girls are inherently girly, you cannot "coax" girly.
that is like trying to brew coffee from coffee.

maybe you need to step back and smell/view things from a distance...
think about it, girls= girly.

i do agree about the manipulative part...i think most women are raised by
media to be this way,it is portrayed as sexy,just like dudes act like unloving assholes to portray being more manly.

 

[deleted157868]

American women are scary, domineering, manipulative, psycho, stressed out, and have high expectations for themselves and others. They would have you believe they have it all together. But still come home to their empty apartment at the end of the day and can't figure out or won't admit that what they needs is...a new dildo?

Well, how many men *who still love feminine women* are willing to coax out the girly side of American women? Good luck!

6/10 troll, I almost replied seriously.

 

[Zayne]

Reply or not. That is the staus quo and applies to many or most here. Cheers

 

[kc2007]

Women can get a dildo of almost any shape and size imaginable. They can't exactly do this with men. The materials are getting better and more real and women are able to know exactly what feel best in their vagina. I think it's pretty amazing but of course it can have negative consequences. Men may become more insecure as women take control of their sexual needs without the need of a man. Also, women start experimenting with larger sizes and pretty soon their "ideal" becomes a size of which only 2.5% of all men actually possess (many men on lpsg may not have to worry about this so much). While the women may think it's a big deal as her selection in a man has little to do with penis size, many men would not be able to deal with a woman who "enjoys" sex with her husband, but to really cum hard needs something a bit larger.

Now for the women who discover their ideal is on the smaller to average size, great! The men who tend to get insecure should seek out and stick with these women.

 

[dolfette]

i do not own one.
my rabbit has a dildoish bit on it, but i only use the vibrating ears. the dildoish bit just gets used as a handle. penetration just doesn't do that much for me.
even in sex it's the slamming that does it. i don't like too big a cock because it makes slamming the wrong sort of painful.

so i guess my dildo is 0x0 inches

 

[RawDog]

even in sex it's the slamming that does it. i don't like too big a cock because it makes slamming the wrong sort of painful.

Does grinding on the guy's pubic bone when he's balls deep do anything for your clit?

 

[dolfette]

Does grinding on the guy's pubic bone when he's balls deep do anything for your clit?

no. i don't dig grinding.
and the penetration distracts from any pleasure from the stimulation.

 

[RawDog]

no. i don't dig grinding.
and the penetration distracts from any pleasure from the stimulation.

Thanks, snowflake. I take it having his cockhead slapping your clit isn't your cup of tea either?

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

no. i don't dig grinding.
and the penetration distracts from any pleasure from the stimulation.

^ this

 

[dolfette]

Thanks, snowflake. I take it having his cockhead slapping your clit isn't your cup of tea either?

nope

 

[SereneBlue]

2 faves

1 is an 8 inch pink wand. Very long and thin handle with an upturned bend and egg shape at the end. Supposed to be for g-spot simulation but I like it deeper than g-spot.

This is the closest thing I could find to it except mine has a more egg shape at the end.

2 is made of silicone by Vixen. I like the size. Like Goldilocks it seems just about right for me girthwise - 7x5.5. A tight fit but not so tight I have nightmares trying to get it in.

I used to have one that was insanely huge...courtesy of an Online Friend who claimed he was swinging 11x6. I was never able to verify this but when he found out I've never been with anyone like him (assuming he was telling the truth) he sent me this dildo as a joke/gift -

Tera Patrick's Big One - 8x7.5

I must've struggled for days trying to see if I could do anything with that damn thing and finally gave up. I think maybe it would be good to get a pregnant woman stretched and ready for giving birth but other than that for me it ended up being useless.

Oddly my Ex came over one day to pick up some stuff he'd left after moving out and he saw that Tera Patrick dildo and went into a hyperventilating panic. Never saw anybody freak out so bad over a sex toy. I felt bad cause he was a nice guy even though things didn't work out between us. :frown1: