favorite jerkin lubes

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  1. Imported

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    meaty: Come on big guys... what's your favorite lube to wank your penis to great,gushing orgasms??????? My favorite is Abolene jar skin cleanser. Nice and slick,liquifies with body heat,easy clean up. Not too slick,not too much friction,just right!! In a jam, pre-cum is a great lube too!! ;)
     
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    Hey Meaty!

    I've used lotsa the expensive lubes BUT I have the best result from just plain ol GLYCERIN. It is sooooooooo smooth, almost feels like you've let your load 'cum' out before it actually happens--LOL :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

    Best of all it is not expensive. and its water soluable and won't stain. Try it--you'll like it!

    RICKY
     
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    Astroglide here...
     
  4. ponybilt

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    Cool, I'll have to try glycerin.

    The problem I have with most lubes is they're too slick if that makes any sense. If the lube is really slippery like Wet brand lube or similar stuff, I don't get enough friction.

    There used to be a a brand of 100% Aloe I found at Target -- but they no longer carry it. The aloe was clear, came in a big clear bottle, and provided just the right combo of tack and slick.

    But.... jacking is a distant second to getting sucked off :)
     
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    I won't say I have never used lube, but it's been years. After I shower/bathe, I often rub a misture of Johnson's baby oil and Vitamin E oil on my dick head and shaft. Since I'm intact, this is the only lubrication I use or need for the hand jobs. How right your are re. the blow job comparison, pony, but some of us have to make do with what we've got. :p

    Luke
     
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    Original Elbow Grease. Comes in a nice big tub. Cleans up easily and stays nice and slick. The Original is for jerking only, since it's not compatible, but they make several others that are. Reminds me a little of the old "Crisco" days. Don't ask, you young whipper-snappers. Yes, I am very, very old. ;)
     
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    Hey, I've heard great things about the original Elbow Grease but haven't tried it. A friend of mine swears by some tub of lotion they ssell at Restoration Hardware; it's meant to keep cow's teats moisturized, I guess. Can't recall the name of it though.

    And KinkGuy, I've got friends from the 'old days' who tell me stories about Crisco :lol:
     
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    I prefer dry. I guess because I'm poor, I'm uncut, and I never understood why I'd have to .

    That being said, you can always try to find a lube which can retain heat, then heat it to body temperature. (Body temperature is 97-100F).
     
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    Spit. Spit is absolutely the best. Especially that gooey, slimey, viscous, throat spit produced by prolonged deepthroating. But then I guess that wouldn't really be masturbating, would it? :p
     
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    I'm sorta old fashioned, but i love my KY Liquid!
     
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    Naugh, we'll have to give that another cognomen, ponybiltman. But as far as the type of spit you describe as being the best, I'll leave it to you, our experienced authority, to label the stuff.
     
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    KinkGuy, I'm even older and was told not to use Crisco cause.................IT'S SHORTENING!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    Is he talking about "Bag Balm"? Haven't JO'd with it.......yet.
     
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    KY Liquid is cool and the warming version is awesome.

    AstroGlide and Wet also rock.

    Dry is uncomfortable for me. Ouch.
     
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    Is he talking about "Bag Balm"? Haven't JO'd with it.......yet. [/b][/quote]
    Kink, I don't think that's the term he used, but it's the right concept I guess. I'll have to check it out and report back.

    :)
     
  17. Imported

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    TripodMillenium: I've heard the stuff referred to as uddercream or some such.....


    Hmmm.... I always wondered why I heard people talking about the stuff so much at school..... :lol:
     
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    It's a brand name....swear to the testicle Gods! "Bag Balm". And the use described is what it was originally made for. Lots of people use it to soften their skin. As for JO'ing with it??????????????????? Please report back.
     
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    I found this stuff in a store in Washington DC called Man's Cream. It is the next best thing to stuffing my meat in a throat. It cleans up fast and has not stained anything I have.
     
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    Ooh ooh! I'll take a case!! :D

    Seriously, what's the brand? I couldn't find it on the web.
     
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