Favorite Jokes or One Liners.

[D_N Flay Table]

Ok, I thought this would be fun... or not..

post up your favorite joke or one liner...

Ready???

GO!!


mine-
"I WOULD be Gay, but I could NEVER get in THAT kind of shape!":tongue:

 

[nu8deep20]

the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts;
beer nuts are $1.25
deer nuts are always under a buck

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

What do a guy doing a balancing act 3,000 ft up & a guy getting a bj from Whoopi Goldberg have in common?

Niether of them can look down.
:biggrin::tongue:

 

[SassySpy]

[FONT=&quot]How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!
[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]Confucius Says[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Man who jizz in cash register come into money
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.[/FONT]

 

[fortiesfun]

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

PS: Is it bad that I like SassySpy's signature line best of all her one-liners?

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Weddings are the champagne of life; Unfortunately, marriage is the hangover.

 

[D_N Flay Table]

did you know that scientists discovered a food that will permantly kill a womans libido?





<<< wedding cake.

just sticking with the theme!

but really...

 

[Gillette]

Feline to Bambi as she comes staggering out of the woods, "That's the last time I do THAT for five bucks!

 

[jakeatolla]

I can't tell you, but It comes from elephants !!!!!

 

[HazelGod]

The lady who used to cut my hair told me this one...

Q: What's the best thing that comes out of a penis?

A: The wrinkles.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

What do a guy doing a balancing act 3,000 ft up & a guy getting a bj from Whoopi Goldberg have in common?

Niether of them can look down.
:biggrin::tongue:

:lmao: oooo that's bad

 

[invisibleman]

I heard a little girl tell this joke to her father after listening to him tell jokes.

She said, "Daddy, I heard a REALLY dirty joke, too, at school today." Dad was speechless yet curious to hear it.

"Once upon a time, a shiny brave knight was riding his white horse in the enchanted forest and it tripped over a log. Both fell into a BIIIIIIIGGGGGGG mud puddle."
She giggled as she skipped away clutching her dolly.

 

[DaveyR]

Text I received on New Year's day.

"Happy Easter from the Alzheimers Society and all the best for 1982"

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

mom's mabley and friend walking.

Friend: i smell something burning. smells like hair burning.

Mom's: you think we are walkin too fast?

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

How can you tell if a married man drives a minivan?
There's a bumper sticker that readsriver has no cash on him; he's married.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Why does micheal jackson like 29 year olds...
cause there is 20, 9 year olds....

I was super drunk when I heard this... and thought it was the greatest thing in the world. I hate MJ.

 

[chicagosam]

Did you hear about the LPSG member who couldn't spell and spent the night in a warehouse?

 

[Hatched69]

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face"?

 

[chicagosam]

I think my best friend is gay because everytime I kiss him, he giggles.

 

[D_N Flay Table]

Why does micheal jackson like 29 year olds...
cause there is 20, 9 year olds....

I was super drunk when I heard this... and thought it was the greatest thing in the world. I hate MJ.

Hey Kink..
the joke goes like this...
Why does MJ like 28 year olds?

.....
cause there are 20 of em!!!!