Favorite Jokes or One Liners.

[D_N Flay Table]

how can you tell your best friend is gay??
his cock tastes like your ass.

 

[chicagosam]

Where are the hippies? (Highlight answer) Right below the boobies.:biggrin1:

 

[Matthew]

how can you tell your best friend is gay??
his cock tastes like your ass.

LOL!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

OK, since you've got me going on a wild Michael Jackson tangent, here's an oldie but a goodie:

What does Michael Jackson & Kmart have in common?
They both have boy's pants half off.

 

[majormadness]

I have what some people consider a pretty big head. So, when people point it out to me, I simply reply:
"Yeah, and my noggin's quite sizable as well."
Ah, Shakespearian turn-of-phrase.