Favorite uses of the word "fuck"

[693987]

Whatcha got for me, ladies?

Even when happy and enthused, I still cuss. Think along the lines of saying something is fan-fucking-tastic.

Rem is partial to using mother fucker. He uses that more than just using fucker by itself.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

I have to be that annoying asshole and post a song...

When I fuck up at home, I jokingly shout

FUCK ME IN THE ASS!!!

It's fun.

I use adult language constantly unless I'm on the fucking clock.

 

[deleted924715]

I have a million intonations for "fuck off" - some offensive, some incredulous, some coughed out through tears of laughter, some teasing, some pouty.

Honestly "fuck" is one of my favourite words.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Anyone who doesn't like it can fuck off

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

I also like to use it descriptively.

Like: @Fade is so fucking sexy. Like, gawddammm...

 

[693987]

I have to be that annoying asshole and post a song...

When I fuck up at home, I jokingly shout

FUCK ME IN THE ASS!!!

It's fun.

I use adult language constantly unless I'm on the fucking clock.

I had a bad habit for a bit of saying "fuck me" when something went wrong... Changed that fucking shit real quick after some idiots kept thinking I was genuinely wanting to get laid by them. This is why we can't fucking have nice things!

 

[693987]

I have a million intonations for "fuck off" - some offensive, some incredulous, some coughed out through tears of laughter, some teasing, some pouty.

Honestly "fuck" is one of my favourite words.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Anyone who doesn't like it can fuck off

Fuck yes! Tone of voice let's you use the word fuck in so many fucking ways!

 

[deleted924715]

I had a bad habit for a bit of saying "fuck me" when something went wrong... Changed that fucking shit real quick after some idiots kept thinking I was genuinely wanting to get laid by them. This is why we can't fucking have nice things!

SMH.

Fucktards everywhere

 

[deleted924715]

Fuck yes! Tone of voice let's you use the word fuck in so many fucking ways!

I swear it's how I get away with using it so prolifically... It's just works!

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

I had a bad habit for a bit of saying "fuck me" when something went wrong... Changed that fucking shit real quick after some idiots kept thinking I was genuinely wanting to get laid by them. This is why we can't fucking have nice things!

Yeah, that's why I only say it at home. Fuckin idiots gotta ruin everything and make life boring as fuck.

My guy loves to fuck my ass, and he jokingly says he'll get right to it if I mean it... It has actually lead to anal before, tehehe!

 

[deleted924715]

Yeah, that's why I only say it at home. Fuckin idiots gotta ruin everything and make life boring as fuck.

My guy loves to fuck my ass, and he jokingly says he'll get right to it if I mean it... It has actually lead to anal before, tehehe!

With great power comes.great fucking responsibility

 

[918177]

FUCK OFF is a perennial favourite that just never dates and never goes out of style.

It's the Little Black Dress of the English language.

 

[deleted924715]

I love a good FUCK OFF

Closely followed by a thoroughly earnest Fuck. Right. Off.

 

[LaFemme]

What the actual fuck is wrong with you ladies?! Saying fuck is sooo fucking rude.

 

[deleted924715]

What the actual fuck is wrong with you ladies?! Saying fuck is sooo fucking rude.

Fucks sake, really?

 

[693987]

*sigh* Fuckery abounds.

 

[918177]

*sigh* Fuckery abounds.

Fucking, fucked up motherfucking shit. FUCK!
Fuck cubed = fuck to the third power.

 

[AlteredEgo]

Some of these fucks feel entitled to shit. They can piss in one hand, and wish in the other, and see which fills the fuck up first .

 

[918177]

Fuck Cubed is incrementally smaller than a Fuck Ton but larger than a Fucking Lot.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Da fuq?

 

[918177]

I just fucking leave this fucking here for obvious motherfucking reasons......
Apt as fuck.....