Favourite Masturbation Techniques & Places to Masturbate

singletesqe

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as saw this in a movie full of short independent clips. it was a formated as a cheesy 1950's educational video on masturbation.
1) buy the biggest cucumber you can find.
2) place it in boiling water for ~10 min.
3) cut one end off, and scoope out the entrails.
4) fcuk it! :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
 

B_agapeboy

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i love to jack anywhere, especially the showers at the gym because people try not to look but they cant help it. i do it in the steamroom too, or anywhere where people are near...sometimes in my car driving in traffic cause everyone who passes me can see what im doing.
 

D_Gunther Snotpole

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oh, i get it now---ill give you 5%, just to make it even...

You can give me 97 percent.
And I'll give you a very, pardon the pun, broad range ... anywhere from 4.3 percent to ... Christ, I haven't got a clue.
20 percent. Yeah, 20 percent.
Not enough to use, but enough to take a truly great shower with.
Fair enuff, agapeboy?
I mean, my brother is the only guy I know under 20 percent, and he opens his beers with his bicuspids.:cool:
Don't go there, agapeboy. Don't go there.
You know, you are one of the amusing posters ... in a good way.
You're having fun here, right, man?
 

cumvampire90

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I actually don't like how I jackoff....I don't know why but I mainly focus on the head...I don't get great sensation when storking my shaft...I don't know why....
 

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Hey guy, jackoff the way it feels best, if it's the head, rub it! I switch back and forth from the head to the shaft until I get close, then I slow down and do it in long slow strokes...I luv masturbation!
 

tieler22

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Iam with you dude,
I love to jack off at the gym in the shower or sauna. Other dudes always check you out when your in the shower getting hard. Sometimes they jack off with ya! I was in the sauna jackin and next thing you know, 4 other dudes start jackin with me. One guy even leaned over and shot his load all over my leg.