Feelin Old??

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  1. Pitbull

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    You're old when...

    1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
    2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
    3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
    4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
    5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
    6. You watch the Weather Channel.
    7. Your friends marry & divorce instead of hook up and break up.
    8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
    9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
    10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids
    next door won't turn down the stereo.
    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around
    you.
    12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
    13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds
    leftovers.
    15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
    16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
    17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the
    beginning of one.
    18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely
    upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
    19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not
    condoms and pregnancy tests.
    20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
    21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
    22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm
    never going to drink that much again."
    23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for
    real work.
    24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to
    a bar.
    25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one
    sign that doesn't apply to you.
     
  2. Rugbypup

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    Shit... I'm old! :-(
     
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    Oh god it's almost 8pm! Time to get to bed so I can watch the Weather Network at 5am tomorrow!

    And I'm not even joking.
     
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    Oh come on you young'un !!!!!!:wink:
     
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    May I add one?

    ...When your prom song is featured on the golden oldies station.:eek:
     
  6. whatireallywant

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    LOL! I didn't go to my prom (visions of "Carrie" in my mind! :eek:), but I remember what the song was supposed to be, and yeah, it would be played on oldies stations now. Plus it's a song by someone I've never liked, and didn't particularly like that song, either! :biggrin1:

    I still joke about a time in the mid-90s when I was at a place with a jukebox, and saw "Rock the Casbah" (a song I DO like!) in the "oldies" section, and said "Oh, no! I'm getting old!!!" And now these kids nowadays probably think "Smells Like Teen Spirit" is an oldie! :biggrin1: (and yeah, I like that song, too...)
     
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