Feliz cumpleaños a Jacinto

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I wish LPSG allowed for ASCII art. I have an ASCII birthday cake. It's like a birthday cake only you don't eat it.
 

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omg I almost missed it, but not quite :)

Happy B-day buddy!

So....who's gonna spank the birthday boy? I know you're only supposed to stop at his age, but I doubt he'll say anything if you just keep going. ;)
 

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Happy birthday, Whopper!

You are such a gentleman in this forum that we're all lucky to have you here. Another thing that I (as an educator) notice about you: You never miss a chance to teach.
 

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OMG! I hope I'm not too late to add my celebratory wishes, also!

Now wait, how old? I mean really, did I miss something here and everyone else knows and I don't? Those "Old Fag" pics of you lying around here must've been photoshopped. :)

I say you're not a day past 48.
No, really, I'm sincere. :eyes:

[Hurts from holding in laugh.] :evilgrin:

DMW, you rock. That body and face is ageless and will never be past your 20's. Hot Latino guys are like that. :)

We should address this spanking idea once again....

Smiles, amigo.
 

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Oh shit.

Quote my message and send it back to me, bleeding red all over it noting all my literary mistakes, please. :p

I should learn to at least quick-scan my stuff before I publish it to the carnivorous masses out there.

;)
 

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DMW, no need for Geritol, you look like a Greek statue and you know it (except for the tiny pecker). Good things like you just keep getting better! By the way, how many birthday spanking do you get? *salivates at the thought*


Spiceboy, yeow, your new avatar is scorching! What a hottie- I like the hat still on, a nice before and after.
 

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For those who wanted to know, the number of spanks is twenty-seven, plus one to grow on. After seeing MJ's new avatar, I think he'd be the perfect choice to administer the first spanking ... woof!
 

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Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@Jul 15 2005, 08:52 PM
For those who wanted to know, the number of spanks is twenty-seven, plus one to grow on. After seeing MJ's new avatar, I think he'd be the perfect choice to administer the first spanking ... woof!
[post=329463]Quoted post[/post]​


And so let it be done! That leaves 26 more, line forms at the right, but save one for me somewhere, guys. Jacinto, we'll make sure you have a sore ass one way or another!

ps. I skipped the "one to grow on", you're big enough! :D
 

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DMW, I missed your b-day! I am so sorry, hun....

I do hope you thoroughly enjoyed yourself and wish you many, many more!!!
 

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Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@Jul 15 2005, 04:52 PM
For those who wanted to know, the number of spanks is twenty-seven, plus one to grow on. After seeing MJ's new avatar, I think he'd be the perfect choice to administer the first spanking ... woof!
[post=329463]Quoted post[/post]​
I am more than willing to oblige.

Bend over babe! (I know you're not use to hearing that one, now are you?)

By the way, thanks for the compliment!!! :blush: