Felt the need to share

Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by ManlyBanisters, Jun 10, 2007.

  1. ManlyBanisters

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    This isn't really a women's issue - but it is my issue, and I'm a woman.

    Well - I haven't been fucked in a week. A combination of bad timing, lack of contraceptives and fractured bones (Mr.B had a boo-boo).

    He's feeling better, we have the necessary - the kids are comatose (fingers crossed on that one) and now I'm off to get shagged senseless
    :biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1:

    I'll be thinking of you alll - actually - no I won't - that's just a lie.... :tongue:
     
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    Break a (third) leg. :smile:
     
  4. Mr. Snakey

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    Thanx for sharing. Remember dont drink and go to meetings:cool:
     
  5. B_Think_Kink

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    Good to know... I'll make sure to remember that tonight as I'm trying to sleep... lol MB is having some bed rocking fun.. and I'm all by myself... ;)
     
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    You got me kink.

    Can I have my kinetic avatar back for a little while?
     
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    Hope you kiss it, MB, and make it all better.
     
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    *sulks off to bed, knowing she is getting NONE tonight ... sigh*

    At least I've got my hand.... :clit:
     
  9. B_Think_Kink

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    Nah.. that got disallowed cause of the nudity in it..
     
  10. ManlyBanisters

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    Well have a hell of a good time then..!! We all will be thinking of you and ofcourse looking for new pics in the gallery tomorrow..!! ;-)
     
  12. naughty

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    Workin' up a good pot of mad!
    I think the glow said it all.
     
  13. Gillette

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    Oh, shut up!

    Some of us are in withdrawl, you know.:mad:

    *shuffles off, grumbling.* 10 hours!
     
  14. biguy2738

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    Nice try MB, I don't buy it at all...

    I bet that your day job is to be Kama Sutra instructor or something...bet you and Mr B are working on the follow up version...that your neighbours relocate because they not only have to deal with creaking beds, but their walls even have cracks in them.

    I bet the sun shines because your glow reflects onto it, so please take away this boo hoo hoo I haven't had sex for a week crap, because if you were a stuffed toy, you'd be Miss Bunny Rabbit. :eek:)
     
  15. Principessa

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    Damn, I am officially jealous. I can't remember the last time a man made me glow. :frown1: :redface:
     
  16. IntoxicatingToxin

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    I haven't had sex in a few WEEKS... so :tongue:.
     
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    * Rips off his clothes *

    Here Meg, take me on the desk....in front of everybody...ravage me that I can't walk straight anymore.

    Let's make MB's glow look like an overcast day!
     
  18. ManlyBanisters

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    *sigh* :wink:

    Well, now in fairness the 10 hours included 3.5 hours sleep and getting the kids out of the house in the morning...

    Nope - but if you show me where to send my cv I'm there!

    Aaw, you wanna borrow Mr.B?

    I'd go for it, Meg!!
     
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    10 hours!? fuuuuuuuuuuuck you!!!!! You wouldn't last a day in my life!
     
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