Bizzump.
So, this zombie was revived and shot in the brain already but I was bored enough to reread the corpse and I have relevant bumpable content to add.
Anyway, I mentioned in the Women's Issues "Random Thoughts" thread that I quit drinking and got a bikini to tan in this spring/summer to treat my psoriasis. Well, he also got us a brand new Bowflex.
I've lost a noticable amount of weight already since early January (this wasn't a "new year resolution", we're just getting too old to get hammered everyday and stay healthy and alive) and I'm motivated as FUCK to get all the way in shape.
I'm gonna be jiggly where I wanna be, rock fuckin solid everywhere else, with smooth caramel colored skin with NO FUCKIN FLAKES.
Sexy fuckin summer coming in hot as fuck.
Craft beer is fuckin delicious. So is Tito's Vodka. I love being buzzed, and I love booze. But since I can't do that anymore, I'm gonna enjoy getting in shape and soft so I can bounce on his dick. On my tippy toes like a bad bitch.
Edited to add:
I'm not saying I'm gonna look better being less jiggly. Jiggle is hot. As has been proven in this very thread
I'm just motivated as fuck and felt like sharing. I'm getting ready to throw that bikini on now, it's fuckin beautiful outside today. I LOVE SPRING!