Female Compassion

jakeatolla

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A man was lying on a blanket at the beach.

He had no arms or legs.

Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'

The man said 'No', so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said 'Have you ever had a kiss?'.

The man said 'No', so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third woman walked over to him, knelt down and whispered in his ear,

'Have you ever been Fùcked?'

The fellow looked up in amazement and said 'No'

The woman smiled and said ....

'You will be when the tide comes in.'
 

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A security guard in a supermarket sees a little girl all by herself and crying so he goes over and crouches down to speak to her;

"Whats's the matter darlin'?" he says

"I've lost my big sister" sobs the little girl

"What's she like?" the guard asks her

she replies "vodka and big cocks"