Female Compassion

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  1. jakeatolla

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    A man was lying on a blanket at the beach.

    He had no arms or legs.

    Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

    The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'

    The man said 'No', so she gave him a hug and walked on.

    The second woman said 'Have you ever had a kiss?'.

    The man said 'No', so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

    The third woman walked over to him, knelt down and whispered in his ear,

    'Have you ever been F├╣cked?'

    The fellow looked up in amazement and said 'No'

    The woman smiled and said ....

    'You will be when the tide comes in.'
     
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    *facepalm*
     
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    A security guard in a supermarket sees a little girl all by herself and crying so he goes over and crouches down to speak to her;

    "Whats's the matter darlin'?" he says

    "I've lost my big sister" sobs the little girl

    "What's she like?" the guard asks her

    she replies "vodka and big cocks"
     
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