Goddamnit I am so fucking tired of men not following through.
I would like to have sex again before I am dead.
I absolutely cannot host.
If you send me pictures or respond, with the apparent intention of hooking up, and never get back to me when the time comes to set it up, you'd best be prepared for a public airing of whosever pictures you've sent me, along with whatever deathless prose you've decided to send.
Please be an actual human being, with a cock at least six inches long (no not from your navel to the tip. From the base of the shaft), disease-free, not a psycho, willing to make me cum at least three times before you do.
Please have decent hygiene, both physical and mental. Please be willing to spring for coffee without succumbing to the urge to slip something in it. Please remember that this is not a porno and that outside of porn, the WOMAN is the DIRECTOR. You want to make it good? I know how to fuck. Only a newb orders a casual vanilla fuck around like a gelding.
I will not send pics. They are in my profile. Do not send me pics unless you wish to adhere to all of my specs and rules. Remember the rule: Your pics will be posted if you do not have a realistic intention of fucking me.
Let's not play games. People who play games do not get any in real life.
Well, then...
Anyone for sex?
I would like to have sex again before I am dead.
I absolutely cannot host.
If you send me pictures or respond, with the apparent intention of hooking up, and never get back to me when the time comes to set it up, you'd best be prepared for a public airing of whosever pictures you've sent me, along with whatever deathless prose you've decided to send.
Please be an actual human being, with a cock at least six inches long (no not from your navel to the tip. From the base of the shaft), disease-free, not a psycho, willing to make me cum at least three times before you do.
Please have decent hygiene, both physical and mental. Please be willing to spring for coffee without succumbing to the urge to slip something in it. Please remember that this is not a porno and that outside of porn, the WOMAN is the DIRECTOR. You want to make it good? I know how to fuck. Only a newb orders a casual vanilla fuck around like a gelding.
I will not send pics. They are in my profile. Do not send me pics unless you wish to adhere to all of my specs and rules. Remember the rule: Your pics will be posted if you do not have a realistic intention of fucking me.
Let's not play games. People who play games do not get any in real life.
Well, then...
Anyone for sex?
If you're not offering dick, move along.
