Female, NYC. PHYSICAL Contact -- SEXUAL Contact

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  1. Empathizer

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    Goddamnit I am so fucking tired of men not following through.

    I would like to have sex again before I am dead.

    I absolutely cannot host.

    If you send me pictures or respond, with the apparent intention of hooking up, and never get back to me when the time comes to set it up, you'd best be prepared for a public airing of whosever pictures you've sent me, along with whatever deathless prose you've decided to send.

    Please be an actual human being, with a cock at least six inches long (no not from your navel to the tip. From the base of the shaft), disease-free, not a psycho, willing to make me cum at least three times before you do.

    Please have decent hygiene, both physical and mental. Please be willing to spring for coffee without succumbing to the urge to slip something in it. Please remember that this is not a porno and that outside of porn, the WOMAN is the DIRECTOR. You want to make it good? I know how to fuck. Only a newb orders a casual vanilla fuck around like a gelding.

    I will not send pics. They are in my profile. Do not send me pics unless you wish to adhere to all of my specs and rules. Remember the rule: Your pics will be posted if you do not have a realistic intention of fucking me.

    Let's not play games. People who play games do not get any in real life.

    Well, then...

    Anyone for sex?
     
  2. alx

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    Tbh if I was making the effort to take/send pictures I would expect some back, it's a two way thing. Just saying.

    Hope you find what you're looking for anyway.
     
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    I would totally love to hook up with you, but I can't host either.
     
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    ^my problem
     
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    You could always get a Motel/Hotel room..

    Empathizer
    Wish i wish i was a bit bigger(only 5.75),i would be all over this...
     
  6. Nekoman

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    I can't believe you feel the need to advertise for sex...

    I simply don't get it..... WTF????
     
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    :rolleyes: If you're not offering dick, move along.
     
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    I can host but im 6 hrs away, sorry. Do you ever travel towards Buffalo?
     
  9. Empathizer

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    I'm 33. "Horny" is not the word, Bub.
     
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    33... I am so attracted to women slightly older than myself that are sexually aggressive. I will have to snap some self photos and apply for the position!
     
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    Sorry if I hurt your feelings.... but, no one has ever called me Bub before.

    BTW, can you round up 5.75 to 6.0?
     
  12. Empathizer

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    Hey Empathizer,

    You really sound like you know what you want. I'll PM you with details. Cheers!
     
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    I'm interested but can't host either. Hotel?
     
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    Pm sent
     
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    Just thought I would chime in here to back you up girl - having just turned 30 myself - I see where you are coming from ;*) I hope this works for you!
     
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    i'll be in nyc in a hotel for 2 weeks in december. hope we can meet up =D
     
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    I'd love to have no strings attached sex. Can't host but can spring for a hotel room and dinner. Have the size you want and an inch more.
     
  19. Nekoman

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    Sure would love to hit this..... but my wife won't let me. ;(
     
  20. Empathizer

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    What if she were included? :fest30::mischievous::evil:
     
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