female size queens rule

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  1. Imported

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    hawl: Ladies, females, girls, women, your presence here is so appreciated. Is that a controversial view?! In my short time on the planet I have to carry around through all situations,  through joy and adversity, some secondary sexual characteristics perhaps as disproportionate to my slim 5'8" frame as Jennifer Love Hewitt's are to her frame. Yet as a heterosexual male I cannot convert this into a payoff. Perhaps future generations of young men will have the career opportunities of a Jenna Haze, but I sure didn't. Yes, I get a kick from women noticing my package which recently has gotten officially out of control (due to age? hot weather? overusage of the equipment?) but it brings in no $. The constant threat of even semi-erections (having a large penis is so different from having large breasts in some important ways) causing a spectacle, traffic accidents,scaring pets, etc., leads to tension that is pretty weird. Am I such a minority to hang at an average of 5+ and have low-hangers (increasingly absurd in the hot weather and as I age, anyone else relate?)? Even if my frame were larger, it would still mean I'm always walking around with the average guy's version of an erection. Shouldn't I get tax breaks or something? Am I allowed to operate heavy machinery? Seriously, though, large breasts have been discussed to death in our culture but this great site has been one of my only sources of information on how to deal with the increasing refusal of my files to compress and compact themselves like they did when I was a youthful, innocent 8-incher who could wear boxers and use stairs or run someplace without empathizing with Dolly Parton. What's the deal? Are human bodies, or at least some, changing so that our elders haven't really "been there", can't relate? Our nutrition and porn availability is too good? Anyway, back to the wonderful ladies like Emily Wee. I know all too well that women don't consume much porn etc. and that one can totally deliver the goods/be a sex object and still women want "commitment". Yet I think it's been pretty much determined that all other things being equal(i.e. it's neither a deal-maker nor deal-breaker) you seek and even crave the equine, so you dig it when the subway jiggles me like jello. Long story short, this is the type of arena where we can safely, anonymously work out the tensions of another "long" day of furtive glances, awkwardness, curiosity, clothing problems, discussions of current acceptibility (i.e. if you can tantalize with everything from sandals, to low-cut jeans, to half-shirts with cleavage showing and/or exposed nipples through flimsy or no bra, can I get away with something different than tight briefs and loose pants?), fantasies we may prefer to never act on, etc.. When I decompress at the end of the day by taking off my tight briefs (boxers?-haven't you seen those homeland security signs about reporting suspicious packages! Life is too short for these hassles!) or should I say my harness, I think about you ladies. People like people who like them (for whatever reasons). Talk about whatever you want here, it'll always be sexy, and please tell your female friends. I'm not sure why this site is so damn civil and evolved, to the point where it's often hard to tell someone's gender or orientation, but it is.
     
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    missvelvet03: hear, hear! we're here for you, boys...

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    bustyredhead: Finally read through that... well, y'know, it can be tough. Where I live, there's a bit more acceptance of physical differences than is apparantly typical. Just consider us ladies your hormone release valves. lol

    - Nene (Playing With The Faucet)
     
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    TopheavyTeen: Oh i am a FIRM believer :)

    and besides its just looking ;)
     
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