My Sweet Lil Dumpling....I answered these questions underneath them in the original post![]()
yeah. well, i guess I am a dumbass.
If you care what the heavy Hispanic woman thinks.
I think my dislikes are pretty on par with the majority of the women who have responded. The fake factor makes me want to give up on masturbation and go to sleep. I HATE, hate, hate the over-done (and yet somehow still flat) moans/screams/dirty talk. Seriously, if I have to hear one more plastic, bleach blonde utter the words "fuck my naughty pussy" through her over-injected lips, while she has that vapid "I'm not really here" look in her eye... ugh. That and the ripple in the side of fake tits. It absolutely grosses me out.
I like fleshlight porn because it completely removes all of that stuff, and I can generally hear him (which is insanely hot for me). I am a pleaser, so I totally get off on his pleasure. Watching his tummy rise and fall more quickly when he gets close to orgasm... super sexy. Other than male masturbation, I enjoy DP (particularly DVP) stuff. MFM threesomes in general. Female oral is good and can be MF or FF as long as those bitches keep quiet hahaha I enjoy some BDSM, as long as its well done. I'm more into the physical power play there than anything. The whole name calling/degradation thing is a turn off. Forced orgasm makes me hot, too. Hmmm public masturbation. As for simple couple sex... I almost never like pro porn for that, although there was a scene with Julian Rios and Cassidy that I find incredibly hot, no many how many times I watch it.
Huh?
Someone once said they enjoyed a good grunting cum shot![]()
If the 1st 10 minutes is slow and boring, mostly made up of a long, tedious blowjob with no variation
yeah. well, i guess I am a dumbass.
I know im not a woman but i thought i'd include my thoughts on this as it's madame's thread and she might want to know what i think?
In looks: I can only watch professional porn if the guy is half decent looking and is as big or bigger than myself, i cant stand the annoyance of shorty mac or ramon. Always interesting to see different and new guys. The actress needs to be naturally appealing, sexy and attractive, not overly dolled up with a stick thin frame and fake and massively out of proportion tits. I much prefer cute, sassy, beautiful women, rather than dirty, slutty, nasty bitches.
Sounds: If there's far too much talking, yelling, screaming, girls talking like a baby, men overly grunting and groaning, then it gets turned off staright away.
Action: If the scene is too aggressive, male dominated, spitting, slapping, choking, ... then that's a no-no too! If the 1st 10 minutes is slow and boring, mostly made up of a long, tedious blowjob with no variation, i just lose patients and move on.
Scene: A good male-female combo, usually indoors, and good setting. 3 somes can be a bit annoying as the girl usually spends more time with the fella who is more 'hung' and the other guy is left out, mostly standing around waiting to be sucked but just jacks off instead. Not really into BDSM, Fetish or Bukkake.. not my cup of tea.
Man, are you a fuck-tard - if you're not a woman, then :bryce:
I loathe ass to vag, and ass to mouth. These are going to get somebody dying of cholera someday and wondering why they get away with it 'in the movies'.
Then again, maybe it will improve the gene pool by killing off the idiots.