Fictional erections

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  1. Max

    Max New Member

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    I discovered this reading The Time Traveller's Wife by Audrey Niffenberger:

    "I now have an erection that is probably tall enough to ride some of the scarier rides at Great America without a parent."

    We know what that feels like. Imagine walking up to the height measure at the entrance to the ride and having it checked ...

    Any others you have come across?
     
  2. BuffMusicIdol

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    I chatted with a guy who was supposed to be a super model with a huge dong that he had to tape down tight to do any shoots or anything. (uh huh, what ever). His quote was,

    "If we were to stand face to face, my erection would probably tickle your chin."

    (That is, if he were standing on a 3 foot bar stool...)

    Intentional fiction, such as novels, etc., are so much more provocative.
     
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    Was he joking around? Was he on webcam?
     
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    wut wus his screename,,,i bet i can tell if hes lying or not...my screename on herr is da same one for aim
     
  5. SomeGuyOverThere

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    "My dick's so big it's got a dick, and my dick's dick is bigger than your dick!"

    But that was a joke. :p
     
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