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  1. cafeo

    cafeo Active Member

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    So I found this fun form and I'd like you to complete it :D.

    001. How old are you?

    002. How often do you jack off?

    003. With which hand?

    004. How big is your penis?

    005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?

    006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?

    007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?

    008. Ever jacked at school?

    009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?

    010. How did you learn how to jack off?

    011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?

    012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?

    013. If you use lube, what do you use?

    014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?

    015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?

    016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?

    017. What do you usually jack off to?

    018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?

    019. Is your semen thick or thin?

    020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?

    021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?

    022. Where do you jack off at most?

    023. Are you cut or uncut?
     
  2. RuggerBuggerDickie

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    at least once a day

    right

    6.5

    shoot out

    in a garage

    yes, my garden

    no

    11

    porn

    alittle, depends how turned on i am

    yeah

    moisturizer, baby oil, spit

    almost, cant say ive ever been caught fully

    yes

    yeah

    anything, my reflection in the mirror, porn...

    yeah sometimes only the hot ones

    very thick

    depends, usually into something like tissue

    yeah tried, i could when i was younger

    in my room

    uncut
     
  3. willow78

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    This is every LPSG thread rolled into one neat little package!
     
  4. straightdave10

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    001. How old are you?
    Im not that kind of boy.......
    002. How often do you jack off?
    Only when its an emergency, getting that thing under my car and getting the wheel changed....its a hassle alright.
    003. With which hand?
    Well if its hydraulic and a light car, one handed , either really.
    004. How big is your penis?
    Whats that got to do with changing tyres......ok, then, really big
    005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
    What?? Ok....well its a shooter, its great for sealing up widows, gluing things together, icing donuts....very versatile
    006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
    In an underground car park
    007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
    Well ive never had to change a tyre indoors(what kind of questions are these)
    008. Ever jacked at school?
    Often ( i hope i dont go to jail for saying that)
    009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
    Thats a bit private.....
    010. How did you learn how to jack off?
    Well from a guy who lived down the street
    011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
    I just dont get how thats possible.......Im trying to picture it....aaahhh...nope. No.
    012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
    Well my hands are usually a little greasy so i wipe them , i need a good grip. I can see why you need to ask all these questions.
    013. If you use lube, what do you use?
    What?? Lube the jack, for maintenance yes. Once a year
    014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
    Caught.???..you're implying i should be hiding, there's no shame in public jacking young man.
    015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
    Ummm...and the reason would be for....???
    016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
    AAhhh really no, not even close.
    017. What do you usually jack off to?
    You mean you need music to do it??? Damn im trying to get it over with as quickly as possible.
    018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
    Cant say i do.......
    019. Is your semen thick or thin?
    Now this has gone just way too far.
    020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
    Well....lets see.....im operating a mechanical device and there's a great big heavy car right next to me and my hands are under the car......Believe me im trying to picture your question......I have no idea.
    021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
    Of course, plenty of times..... if i hit my fingers yep it hurts...sometimes they end up there so yes i guess.
    022. Where do you jack off at most?
    Right next to the car i guess, like everybody else........its no use being 10 feet away...../
    023. Are you cut or uncut?
    Well if everything goes well......im uninjured.

    Its a fascinating survey and i hope i can help make jacking safer and more helpful for all motorists.
     
  5. DV8

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    LMFAO! Dave, I <3 you
     
  6. hairyversmuscle

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    001. How old are you? 36

    002. How often do you jack off? 1-3 times a week

    003. With which hand? Left

    004. How big is your penis? 7.75"x5

    005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Shoots first then gushes

    006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? my back yard

    007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Yes, backyard, Black Hills, Badlands

    008. Ever jacked at school? College Dorm

    009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 12

    010. How did you learn how to jack off? Natural hand position

    011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? No

    012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Yes - lube

    013. If you use lube, what do you use? Wet

    014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? No

    015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? DOZENS

    016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Frequently

    017. What do you usually jack off to? My imagination or porn

    018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Guys I have hooked up with

    019. Is your semen thick or thin? Thick

    020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? face, chest, stomach

    021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? I have, I could, but I can't anymore.

    022. Where do you jack off at most? in bed

    023. Are you cut or uncut? Cut
     
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    Fill out this form (Fun)
    So I found this fun form and I'd like you to complete it :D.

    001. How old are you? 71

    002. How often do you jack off? At least once a week

    003. With which hand? Usually with the right hand

    004. How big is your penis? 8 inches erect

    005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Ooze

    006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? Not applicable. I jack when ever I need to and keep it private.

    007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Yes. Many places. As a farm kid while I was driving the tractor in the fields.

    008. Ever jacked at school? Yes - In the boys room

    009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? Age 13

    010. How did you learn how to jack off? A buddy in School talked about it with me.

    011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? No

    012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Yes

    013. If you use lube, what do you use? Way back when I tried Vaseline. Now, not too often KY gel.

    014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? No

    015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? No

    016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? No

    017. What do you usually jack off to? I usually jack off with no music of videos or pictures. My mine still works quite well.

    018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? No

    019. Is your semen thick or thin? At this point in my life is is thin.

    020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Yes on the stomach. Other times in the sink or shower.

    021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Yes. I could not do it.

    022. Where do you jack off at most? In the bathroom area.

    023. Are you cut or uncut? Uncut.
     
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