You fell into a compactor?
Any of your clothes still fit?
Noi, Rubi, I experienced Noah's blood flood in my penis, stretching it to staggering proportions. I was turning blue everywhere else, but my body has since adapted to the weak blood flow in the rest of my body. I'm a little slow-witted now, but I'm at least I'm carrying a mighty missile below
No, I can't wear regular clothes anymore, for I would be arrested for indecent exposure. I need serious support, Rubi.:redface: