Finally a new club for well endowed males!

Discussion in 'Straight Adult Websites' started by B_BigSlab3473, May 27, 2008.

  1. B_BigSlab3473

    B_BigSlab3473 New Member

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    Customer:
    Morning,

    Waitress:
    Morning.

    Customer:
    What have you got?

    Waitress:
    Well, there's egg and bacon,
    egg sausage and bacon
    Egg and spam
    Egg, bacon and spam
    Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
    Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
    Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
    Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
    Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
    Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

    (Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)

    Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
    served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
    garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.

    Wife:
    Have you got anything without spam?

    Waitress:
    Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
    That's not got much spam in it

    Wife:
    I don't want any spam!

    Customer:
    Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?

    Wife:
    That's got spam in it!

    Customer:
    Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?

    (Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)

    Wife:
    Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?

    Waitress:
    Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!

    Wife:
    What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam!

    (Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

    Waitress (to choir):
    Shut up!

    (Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

    Waitress:
    Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
    You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

    Wife:
    I don't like spam!

    Customer:
    Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it,
    I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
    spam, spam, spam, and spam!

    (Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

    Waitress:
    Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.

    Customer:
    Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

    Waitress:
    You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
    spam and spam?

    Choir (intervening):
    Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
    Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
    Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
    Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
    Spam spam spam spam!
     
  2. fiascosauce

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    thanks spammer. that site, or excuse me, that "club" looks stupid as shit. who the fuck is gonna buy that ugly ass shirt? for freakin 42 bucks?

    i can spend $8 at walmart on a black hanes shirt, probably the same thing you guys buy to get a ridiculous profit margin, and put those ugly ass logos and numbers on it myself.

    and the only thing it will do in a club is repel women, not attract them. not that i would ever go looking for real women in a club anyway.
     
  3. bigdicksarebest

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    An old Monty Python skit...At least try and be original
     
  4. D_MisterBates

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    I LOVE Monty Python
     
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