Hmmm... 9 inches long by 7 inches in circumference??? Just a guesstimate and probably not a very good one at that! I could be much more accurate if I measured it against my tongue, you know?! Is there a prize for the person who gets it right? Looks to me like you've got the highly prized package right there in your boxers!
Ooops, I see that you're 100% straight, so I guess your prize package is for ladies only! Damn... Guess that I am disqualified for the GRAND PRIZE!