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Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by heatherchika, Oct 27, 2008.

  1. heatherchika

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    and did a threesome... my boyfriend watched while i had sex with his drummer right in from of him. at first he was getting into it, but then i really got into it, and started crying and then i ejaculated for the first time. my boyfriend was really crushed and left the room, since this guy had made me gush in ten minutes, which my boyfriend wasn't able to do with with his tongue in five years. i felt bad for him, and yet i felt better than i ever had before. orgasms kept coming in waves until i felt completely drained of some fluid i didn't realize i had been holding... the sheets were soaked... i must have squirted fifteen times. then, when he came, it was even more unbelievable. he said he drinks a gallon of milk every day to support this ability... let me guarantee you ladies he filled a wine glass in a matter of two minutes. it was brimming over, actually. i was hesitant to drink it, but when i did, i felt a lust unlike i had ever felt before. i think this man might be an incubus or demon or something... has anyone had anything like this happen before. my boyfriend is like the 20th thoughout on my mind right now... all i can think about is the taste of his cum... like pomegranates, pineapple, and coconut blended together. am i go going crazy? please tell me i am not under a spell! help!
     
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    by the way, i felt his penis growing in me, slowly working it's way into me... it was painful in a kind of constant but manageable way. At first it was only six inches, but literally hard as granite. I felt it expand... he claims it gets longer than thirteen inches, but online inside a woman's body. has anyone met an incubus before? i'm freaking out, i'm terrified of ever losing the pleasure he has just given me... my heart would shatter.

    He left all his cum in the glass in my fridge. He insists that my boyfriend must drink from it before I may fuck the incubus again. What should I do??? I don't know if I'll even be able to surrender a drop to him. I can't stop drinking it. Help... how can I stop this!!
     
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    What a load of disgusting nonsense.
     
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    Ahhhhh...

    ???
     
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    You are a better writer than I am
     
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    A moderator should move this thread to the Fictitious Stories section.
     
  8. ManlyBanisters

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    What should you do?

    Lay off the hallucinogens and stop hanging out with fucking weirdos.

    OR

    Stop bullshitting us.

    (Delete as appropriate.)
     
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    What the fuck!? You evil bitch. You have those nice gallery pics then you come out with this bullshit.

    For shame!
     
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    did we sigh up for a creative writing class?
     
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    You have to pass spelling class before you take on creative writing :wink:

    lol
     
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    Odd that the OP would wait 18 months after joining to make his/her second and third posts.
     
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    who would want to drink cum that's been leftover in a glass in the fridge?

    WTF :/
     
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    lmao hear hear!:biggrin1:

     
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    And I thought all his stories were BS!! :yikes:

    That's disgusting. Day old cum should be thrown out.
     
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    May I just say that this is perhaps the biggest load of crap that I have yet heard this morning...and that it's still early? God, I hope that bodes well.
     
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    Pommegranite, coconut and pineapple? Throw some rum in there and you truly have a penis colada!!
     
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    :lmao:

    that was funny! :laughing:

    The 'penis colada' thing, not the 'story' Though to be fair, it's not even a 3-some 'tale' :rolleyes:
     
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    :hmmm::hmmm::hmmm::hmmm::hmmm::hmmm:

    :22::dot::lame:
     
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    :wtf1:

    Ok, now there are some naive people that will believe anything they are told... perhaps he has drugged her and told her this is what happened?

    Or, more likely, this is a man posting a girls pics and his fantasy life has just outted him as a fraud.
     
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    I think this belongs in Fictious Stories.
     
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    What is the shelf life of cum and why the hell would you keep it. This is the most bizarre, gross, and unbelievable story I have read on this site.
     
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    Yes, but you haven't been here all that long, sweetie :wink: - stick around. This is tame :cool::rolleyes:
     
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    Seriously, that makes me scared to go to far in the stories section.
     
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    Sometimes the stories section has a 'lighter' content in comparision to the so called real life experiences. Don't be scared, it's (unintentionally) funny most of the times.
     
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    << He insists that my boyfriend must drink from it before I may fuck the incubus again. >>

    Classic. My other favorite part was the six-incher that expands to 13 inches BUT ONLY INSIDE A CHICK.

    Do you live in a cartoon land? By the way, what color is the sky in your world?
     
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    "Only" is a misread.

    I think that explains everything.
     
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