finally took the plunge

[Honey123]

:wtf1:

Ok, now there are some naive people that will believe anything they are told... perhaps he has drugged her and told her this is what happened?

Or, more likely, this is a man posting a girls pics and his fantasy life has just outted him as a fraud.

 

[prepstudinsc]

I think this belongs in Fictious Stories.

 

[polesmoker]

And I thought all his stories were BS!! :yikes:


That's disgusting. Day old cum should be thrown out.

What is the shelf life of cum and why the hell would you keep it. This is the most bizarre, gross, and unbelievable story I have read on this site.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

This is the most bizarre, gross, and unbelievable story I have read on this site.

Yes, but you haven't been here all that long, sweetie :wink: - stick around. This is tame

 

[polesmoker]

Yes, but you haven't been here all that long, sweetie :wink: - stick around. This is tame

Seriously, that makes me scared to go to far in the stories section.

 

[cockoloco]

Seriously, that makes me scared to go to far in the stories section.

Sometimes the stories section has a 'lighter' content in comparision to the so called real life experiences. Don't be scared, it's (unintentionally) funny most of the times.

 

[VeeP]

What is the shelf life of cum and why the hell would you keep it. This is the most bizarre, gross, and unbelievable story I have read on this site.

Evidently you haven't met LPSG's resident cum preservation specialist and his CUM JARS:

http://www.lpsg.org/63000-cum-jar.html
http://www.lpsg.org/75648-new-cum-jar-1-27-a.html
http://www.lpsg.org/97620-last-final-cum-jar-update.html

:biggrin1:

 

[bigbens]

<< He insists that my boyfriend must drink from it before I may fuck the incubus again. >>

Classic. My other favorite part was the six-incher that expands to 13 inches BUT ONLY INSIDE A CHICK.

Do you live in a cartoon land? By the way, what color is the sky in your world?

 

[Gillette]

Classic. My other favorite part was the six-incher that expands to 13 inches BUT ONLY INSIDE A CHICK.

"Only" is a misread.

but online inside a woman's body.

I think that explains everything.

 

[polesmoker]

Evidently you haven't met LPSG's resident cum preservation specialist and his CUM JARS:

http://www.lpsg.org/63000-cum-jar.html
http://www.lpsg.org/75648-new-cum-jar-1-27-a.html
http://www.lpsg.org/97620-last-final-cum-jar-update.html

:biggrin1:

OMFG. I know now what people are keeping it for.

 

[SandraSmithCarver]

wtf????

 

[Principessa]

:lmao:

that was funny! The 'penis colada' thing, not the 'story'
Though to be fair, it's not even a 3-some 'tale'

I noticed that as well. It's barely a voyeuristic tale.

I think this belongs in Fictious Stories.

Agreed

<< He insists that my boyfriend must drink from it before I may fuck the incubus again. >>

Classic. My other favorite part was the six-incher that expands to 13 inches BUT ONLY INSIDE A CHICK

I've heard of growers but that's ridiculous!:tongue: I suppose if I believe her, she can sell me a Jaguar xjs for $10 as well.

 

[houtx48]

you sure your 100% straight, was kind of a queenie remark?

 

[Pdick]

Nice fantasy.

 

[crescendo69]

So the OP is a guy?

 

[CALAMBO]

too silly to comment on...

 

[Honey123]

Evidently you haven't met LPSG's resident cum preservation specialist and his CUM JARS:

http://www.lpsg.org/63000-cum-jar.html
http://www.lpsg.org/75648-new-cum-jar-1-27-a.html
http://www.lpsg.org/97620-last-final-cum-jar-update.html

:biggrin1:

I had to click the link, didn't I.... WHAT WAS I THINKING??!!???

 

[shyvixen_chicago]

umm. right.

:bsflag:

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Good story. Good try.