I'd always thought when people were looking at my crotch it was because I bought lame clothing. Then, after a few weeks at my new job, my manager started making comments about me: "Hey --my name--, do you like ballet?" "Here he comes. Look!" An office girl turns and looks at my crotch as I approach. Another time, I was at the urinal and he actually glanced over the stall. After all of this (and habitually focusing on buying clothing that shows less), I decided that I just don't give a fuck what others think about my bulge. ...unless it's of the female persuasion. That makes my day.