Find a punch line...

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  1. proportioned

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    ...For the cartoon I drew for the Season:biggrin1: and which I dedicate to the members of LPSG with my best wishes for a successful and prosperous 2008:smile:.

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    1. Merry Fucking Christmas!
    2. Come sit on Santa's lap and I'll make all your wishes come true. :wink:
     
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    Oh, and obviously comments and advices are welcum:wink:
     
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    1. Yeah, well, Tiny Tim grew up.
    2. Not I'm not Santa. I'm a ho, ho, ho.
     
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    "CUM SIT ON OL' SAINT DICK, ER UH, NICK'S LAP, AND TELL ME WHAT YOU REALLY WANT FOR XMAS"

    "OF COURSE I'LL CUM DOWN THE CHIMNEY. YOU WON'T SEE ME BUT I'LL CUM DOWN THE CHIMNEY!!:biggrin1:"

    "THAT AIN'T A CANDY CANE, VIRGINIA, BUT YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME TO SUCK ON IT."
     
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    hot enuff for ya?
     
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    What, you were expecting a bowl full of jelly?
     
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    Very good so far, and a massive "thank you" to massivepkgo_chuck for his equally massivepkgo_contribution:biggrin1:. All the same, may I suggest contributions are limited to one each? Just to make the palaver last a little longer:wink:.
    Mine is -yes, I AM allowed to contribute-"Tell daddy what you want for XXXmas":biggrin1:
    Keep cumming!
     
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    I'm new at finding punch lines (and I'm also French speaker basically, so please forgive me if it's not very good...) :

    "Merry XXXMassive" :rolleyes:

    Your drawing is really nice. Clear lines, hot stuff, sexy muscles, big dick. Everything I love :smile: Thanks !
     
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    "meet me under the mistletoe".
     
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    hey there wanna sit on my lap I will not bite
     
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    I wanna sit on Santa's lap and talk about the first thing that pops up!!
     
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    You've been very very very baaaad haven't you?

    I brought the North Pole with me.

    Uhh, I'll need some help coming down your chimney.

    Sugarcanes for everyone!


    (You read the New Yorker don't cha)
     
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    Hey little boy want some Santa candy?
     
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    my mommy told me not to take candy from strangers
     
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    Very good, I am well pleased:biggrin1:. We'll have to vote for the best one after new year:wink:
    Keep cumming:smile:
     
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    And, then after I had thoroughly finished the work of taking care of toes, orbs, canes and things, as instructed by Santa.....Santa leaned back in his Santa Chair, sweating and limp....with a deep, satisfied sigh....said to me....

    "Thank you Sir, I really, really needed that!"

    Great work, propotioned....let's have lots more of your great work!
    HAPPY NEW YEAR....
     
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    Being a ToF addict, your toon is excellent. Great art work. Some of the guys that PM me, know that I'm 1/2 Finnish. As I'm speechless, all I can think of is:

    "Eat your heart out, Tom of Finland. Your St. Nick's been replaced!"
     
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    "Do you want your gift wrapped?"
     
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    MAN, YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN!
     
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