1. D_Petherick_Poundlouder

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    I haven't had sex in a while. I need a teacher. How do you bring this up in conversation with a girl to see if they can teach me lessons about sex? And has anyone ever had an experience in this department.
     
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    u wanna have sex with a teacher? well be careful and dont tell nobody
     
  3. D_Petherick_Poundlouder

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    Yes, I do, but that's not what I mean
     
  4. dolfette

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    i'd just be irritated by this.

    ...but then, i'm mean.
     
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    This question is somewhat ignorant of how most women view sex with guys. It's like asking, "Do you still beat your wife?" Do you actually think that there are attractive sexy women out there just waiting to teach you all about sex? If this were the case, then you'd already have them beating down your door. I'd suggest hiring an escort if you want to learn something from an experienced woman. I have to say I'm still a little dumbfounded by your question. Good luck.
     
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    And Hung Jon wins the thread.

    I think we're done here.
     
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    I made one line from your post bold since that seems to be the main gist of your post.

    If you are looking for a highly experienced woman to teach you sexual techniques, you can put an ad on an adult dating website. You can also start dating a woman, and as the dating progresses towards sexual activity, you can ask he if there are certain techniques/positions/styles she'd like you to learn for her. (Most sex-positive women I've met like it when a guy asks her to show him what she likes to do in bed.) You can also ask a close female friend if she could become a friend-with-benefits and teach you her favorite sexual activities.
     
  8. dolfette

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    one move won't work on most women.
    the only thing that works on almost all is reading their responses and adjusting what you're doing accordingly.
    getting one woman to show you what she likes will only teach you one thing. what SHE likes. and the next girl may hate it.
     
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    My GAWD, man, at your age and with that cock, why HAVEN'T you had sex in a while?
     
  10. D_Petherick_Poundlouder

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    This question was taken a bit serious. Maybe I should change my avatar from Bob Dylan
     
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    I'd say someone would have to be nuts not to swing on that thing.
    Good luck. Too bad you're straight.
     
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    Well judging from your hot pics, thick veiny cock, I'd say whip it out and that's as much of a conversation starter as you'll ever need. Or, conversation stopper ...
     
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    Very insightful about women.

    I haven't looked at your pics, but from the other responses, it sounds like you're cute. You could try picking up an older woman and you may just be lucky to find that she wants to teach you what she knows. I wouldn't approach her with that desire and I'd suggest avoiding the word "cougar" because a lot of older women don't think it's complimentary and it could offend them and ruin your chances so I'd recommend avoiding that risk. If you're compatible and she's interested, then maybe after a few times of having sex together, you could bring up your desire to be her student. I'd play that move by ear.

    seriously
     
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