Finding dads porn stash

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I agree, my dad had some picture mags, I remember going into my uncles shed which had a bathroom and the being piles of people and picture mags. It was heaven for a teenage lad.
Hell yeah... haha... I think we all did mate. I think Picture was the best one out of the two. It had that section at the back of it with peoples sex stories called "my first fuck." Then the home girls and show us your stiffie section for you to send in your wang for the ladies to enjoy.
Then there was the centrefold of the week. Damn that was covered in spunk in no time haha.
Great times!
 

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Whenever I was alone, I spent time seeking his stash. He seldom had any magazines but he did have several VHS tapes, which he periodically would hide in different places. ...So I had to keep seeking.
I had a super clever idea of copying the videos using two VHS players. I didn't just play and copy; I edited it to include the best parts: just portions with big dicks (and balls).
With my own tape, I no longer had to search. But I had neither a TV or a video player in my bedroom so I had to use the living room.
One fateful day I was watching and stroking when they came home early. I saw the car enter the driveway; I only had seconds.
I got my pants up and pressed 'eject' a thousands times while shaking it to make it go faster. But it wouldn't come out despite my efforts.
I panicked and nearly had a heart failure when they both tried to fix it. The tape wouldn't come out.
We dropped it off at a repair shop. A few days later we picked it up. The repairman had this wide shitty grin when my dad asked what tape was lodged in there. He looked right at me with that wide grin; he knew. Fortunately he told my father he had to break it. Whew! (I suspect the repairman took it home.)
 

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Whenever I was alone, I spent time seeking his stash. He seldom had any magazines but he did have several VHS tapes, which he periodically would hide in different places. ...So I had to keep seeking.
I had a super clever idea of copying the videos using two VHS players. I didn't just play and copy; I edited it to include the best parts: just portions with big dicks (and balls).
With my own tape, I no longer had to search. But I had neither a TV or a video player in my bedroom so I had to use the living room.
One fateful day I was watching and stroking when they came home early. I saw the car enter the driveway; I only had seconds.
I got my pants up and pressed 'eject' a thousands times while shaking it to make it go faster. But it wouldn't come out despite my efforts.
I panicked and nearly had a heart failure when they both tried to fix it. The tape wouldn't come out.
We dropped it off at a repair shop. A few days later we picked it up. The repairman had this wide shitty grin when my dad asked what tape was lodged in there. He looked right at me with that wide grin; he knew. Fortunately he told my father he had to break it. Whew! (I suspect the repairman took it home.)
That's amazing.

The furious sprinting / countdown to the front door opening should be listed in a hall of fame of universal human experiences.
 

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Whenever I was alone, I spent time seeking his stash. He seldom had any magazines but he did have several VHS tapes, which he periodically would hide in different places. ...So I had to keep seeking.
I had a super clever idea of copying the videos using two VHS players. I didn't just play and copy; I edited it to include the best parts: just portions with big dicks (and balls).
With my own tape, I no longer had to search. But I had neither a TV or a video player in my bedroom so I had to use the living room.
One fateful day I was watching and stroking when they came home early. I saw the car enter the driveway; I only had seconds.
I got my pants up and pressed 'eject' a thousands times while shaking it to make it go faster. But it wouldn't come out despite my efforts.
I panicked and nearly had a heart failure when they both tried to fix it. The tape wouldn't come out.
We dropped it off at a repair shop. A few days later we picked it up. The repairman had this wide shitty grin when my dad asked what tape was lodged in there. He looked right at me with that wide grin; he knew. Fortunately he told my father he had to break it. Whew! (I suspect the repairman took it home.)
Probs the repairman love big dicks and balls too.
 

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If my dad had one I never found it, but my friend did find his dad's stash, it was only like two magazines and then some flicks of random naked women, thing is the collection actually included his mother lol super awkward moment, we just didn't say anything about it and kept looking at the rest of the stuff
 
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I used to steal my dads old video tapes when I was younger and I always knew where they were hidden. Right in the back of his clothes cupboard. Pretty obvious for any curious dude looking for his first set of tits. These pornos were the old 80s and 90s gangbangs, dvp's, dap's, and dp's. We were definitely into the same stuff.
As time progressed I turned my attention to his Picture and People magazines that were sold here in Australia. Very softcore, but the homegirls section in the back with amateur sex stories and pictures always got me going.
I knew that dad knew that I was reading his stuff and watching his stuff hidden in his room, because one year on my 18th birthday over here, the legal age we could buy that stuff, he walked in and dropped a pile of movies and smut magazines on my bed, he gave me a cheeky wink and smile and walked out.