Finding dads porn stash

[HorseHung40's]

Do you think he knew he was supplying porn to the neighborhood horn dogs?

No, he was oblivious.

 

[MJNYC]

No, he was oblivious.

How long did that last?

 

[MJNYC]

I found my dad’s stash of Playboy and Penthouse at the back of his closet in my parents’ bedroom. Soon after, most of the collection made its way to an unmarked/unlabeled box in the basement. I think, because he knew I found them. After his passing in 2018, I found a couple more recent issues in his nightstand drawer.

 

[chrisrobin]

My kids found my secret stash of adult toys

 

[Jonnynudist]

My kids found my secret stash of adult toys

Oh dear. What was the outcome of that?

 

[chrisrobin]

Oh dear. What was the outcome of that?

Cock rings and ball straps went down well, dirty lads, but the other toys took a bit of explaining so plumped for saying they were massage aids. Not sure if they believed it even when I turned the vibrator on, after all they were all cock shaped! Later, once they'f thought about it, maybe a few weeks they asked to be "massaged"!

 

[1054439]

Oh my, this takes me back...

I remember finding a "blank" video tape in my dad's dresser when I was putting his socks away and kept a mental note of it for later. When I finally had the house to myself I went back to check out what it was - it ended up being some late 80's / early 90's porn flick - straight, obviously. I was immediately aroused by what I saw but it would be a couple of years before I realised it was the man's cock that turned me on, not the woman he was slamming it into. They final money shot was a close up of the guy's cock shooting his load - it was the first time I had ever seen a man ejaculate, up until then I only knew about dry orgasms and didn't have a clue about ejaculation, so it was a bit of an eye opener!

I do remember one time when I was watching the video in the living room, my dad surprised me by coming home early from work. I barely had time to zip myself up, let alone get rid of the tape! I had to leave the tape inside the VHS player the entire time my dad was in the room with me watching TV and only managed to get the tape back into his dresser drawer when he eventually went to the bathroom for a few minutes.

To be honest, looking back on it now, I don't think he would have been too angry if he did catch me with his tape - probably just more annoyed that I went snooping through his stuff in the first place!

 

[chrisrobin]

Oh my, this takes me back...

I remember finding a "blank" video tape in my dad's dresser when I was putting his socks away and kept a mental note of it for later. When I finally had the house to myself I went back to check out what it was - it ended up being some late 80's / early 90's porn flick - straight, obviously. I was immediately aroused by what I saw but it would be a couple of years before I realised it was the man's cock that turned me on, not the woman he was slamming it into. They final money shot was a close up of the guy's cock shooting his load - it was the first time I had ever seen a man ejaculate, up until then I only knew about dry orgasms and didn't have a clue about ejaculation, so it was a bit of an eye opener!

I do remember one time when I was watching the video in the living room, my dad surprised me by coming home early from work. I barely had time to zip myself up, let alone get rid of the tape! I had to leave the tape inside the VHS player the entire time my dad was in the room with me watching TV and only managed to get the tape back into his dresser drawer when he eventually went to the bathroom for a few minutes.

To be honest, looking back on it now, I don't think he would have been too angry if he did catch me with his tape - probably just more annoyed that I went snooping through his stuff in the first place!

Ha, fancy finding out that guys shot spunk on a vid, must have been an eye opener after having had dry orgasms, bet the money shot gave you hours of wank time!

 

[1054439]

Ha, fancy finding out that guys shot spunk on a vid, must have been an eye opener after having had dry orgasms, bet the money shot gave you hours of wank time!

It was fascinating for sure. It was the part of the tape I kept re-winding/fast-forwarding to the most.

 

[csparks]

Ha, fancy finding out that guys shot spunk on a vid, must have been an eye opener after having had dry orgasms, bet the money shot gave you hours of wank time!

Yeah same. I remember the first time I ever saw porn was on dad’s TV. I heard about what it was and was curious so I clicked a button for a pay-per-view premium porn channel. Really risky since he probably saw it on the bill but he never asked haha. Ended up dry cumming to that for the first time and a few times.

i later found in his closet some vintage porn mags, a sex position guide, home-recorded VHS porn tapes, and DVDs including lesbian sex. That last one was confusing at the time because I knew my dad wasn’t a lesbian and I didn’t get why he’d have it haha.

Plus a vibrating dildo I found in his dresser. NO idea why my dad would have one but if you think you know why, lemme know haha.

 

[chrisrobin]

Yeah same. I remember the first time I ever saw porn was on dad’s TV. I heard about what it was and was curious so I clicked a button for a pay-per-view premium porn channel. Really risky since he probably saw it on the bill but he never asked haha. Ended up dry cumming to that for the first time and a few times.

i later found in his closet some vintage porn mags, a sex position guide, home-recorded VHS porn tapes, and DVDs including lesbian sex. That last one was confusing at the time because I knew my dad wasn’t a lesbian and I didn’t get why he’d have it haha.

Plus a vibrating dildo I found in his dresser. NO idea why my dad would have one but if you think you know why, lemme know haha.

Well, probably used it for the same reason many guys use it - to massage those parts that hands cannot reach. In fact its a well used item for using on your cock to bring you off.

 

[tps87]

I learned of the "stash" in a round about way. This is all a bit foggy in my memory since it was long ago but as I recall my sister found it. She told the sister of my best friend who told him (so everyone in the neighborhood knew about it before me apparently haha). He and I were hanging out one day and no one else was home. He told me the news so we went and found it hiding right where he (via the sisters) said it would be. It was a small space in a closet but we sat together on the floor browsing. Hustlers and Playboys I recall - maybe a couple other titles mixed in. Hustlers had the best photo spreads in my opinion since they showed everything from the couple meeting, making out, foreplay and then penetration. Sex education I didn't get in school! I read part of an article about circumcision in one of the Playboys (yes, it was there for the articles, haha). It was all straight porn, pretty conventional stuff, but even so it was eye opening as I'd never seen anything like it. The article on circumcision was also a surprise as I didn't realize I had been surgically altered - thought I was born this way.

We both had our shorts tenting pretty quickly so we put the mags back, went to my room and masturbated together - another first.

Went and looked at the stash a few more times - both with him and by myself - but then one day it was gone.

None of this was ever talked about with my sister directly so I don't know if she knew I/we had been looking at them. I assume my parents figured out something was up since they disappeared. I wonder if they knew half the neighborhood had heard about it.

 

[chrisrobin]

I learned of the "stash" in a round about way. This is all a bit foggy in my memory since it was long ago but as I recall my sister found it. She told the sister of my best friend who told him (so everyone in the neighborhood knew about it before me apparently haha). He and I were hanging out one day and no one else was home. He told me the news so we went and found it hiding right where he (via the sisters) said it would be. It was a small space in a closet but we sat together on the floor browsing. Hustlers and Playboys I recall - maybe a couple other titles mixed in. Hustlers had the best photo spreads in my opinion since they showed everything from the couple meeting, making out, foreplay and then penetration. Sex education I didn't get in school! I read part of an article about circumcision in one of the Playboys (yes, it was there for the articles, haha). It was all straight porn, pretty conventional stuff, but even so it was eye opening as I'd never seen anything like it. The article on circumcision was also a surprise as I didn't realize I had been surgically altered - thought I was born this way.

We both had our shorts tenting pretty quickly so we put the mags back, went to my room and masturbated together - another first.

Went and looked at the stash a few more times - both with him and by myself - but then one day it was gone.

None of this was ever talked about with my sister directly so I don't know if she knew I/we had been looking at them. I assume my parents figured out something was up since they disappeared. I wonder if they knew half the neighborhood had heard about it.

Funny how when you're young and "tent" up looking at porn with a bro no one thinks twice about beating their meat together.

 

[5307911]

Oh my, this takes me back...

I remember finding a "blank" video tape in my dad's dresser when I was putting his socks away and kept a mental note of it for later. When I finally had the house to myself I went back to check out what it was - it ended up being some late 80's / early 90's porn flick - straight, obviously. I was immediately aroused by what I saw but it would be a couple of years before I realised it was the man's cock that turned me on, not the woman he was slamming it into. They final money shot was a close up of the guy's cock shooting his load - it was the first time I had ever seen a man ejaculate, up until then I only knew about dry orgasms and didn't have a clue about ejaculation, so it was a bit of an eye opener!

I do remember one time when I was watching the video in the living room, my dad surprised me by coming home early from work. I barely had time to zip myself up, let alone get rid of the tape! I had to leave the tape inside the VHS player the entire time my dad was in the room with me watching TV and only managed to get the tape back into his dresser drawer when he eventually went to the bathroom for a few minutes.

To be honest, looking back on it now, I don't think he would have been too angry if he did catch me with his tape - probably just more annoyed that I went snooping through his stuff in the first place!

I had a very similar circumstance, but I was never caught. I think I would have had a heart attack. Fortunately for me, my dad's stash was a box the size you'd fill with office documents. MANY VHS tapes and mags. Like you, I found that my attention was drawn to the guy's cocks. Seeing my first cumshot, and actual sex, was just fucking amazing at that age. Also like you, it was early 80s classic porn, and a lot of it to boot. My dad had a bud that would supply him with porn, and I *think* they would have mmf threesomes, as he was screwing around on my mom.

At any rate. HOT, and a gold mine.

 

[hairyuncut84]

I found a VHS tape at home. Not knowing what it was I put it in the player and low and behold it was 70s porn. I was about 12 and had not started playing with myself. When it started playing it a movie with Jennifer wells? I could be mistaken by the name but I was soon playing with myself and not knowing what I was doing. Suddenly my life changed and I climaxed, although at the time I thought I was peeing so ran to the toilet I had no clue what was happening!

The VHS tape was regularly changed for new ones which was always super excitement and then one day it was gone and never came back I wonder did he find out what I was doing?!

 

[Txman806]

In high school, I found my dad’s porn VHS collection. I think he rented from a local XXX place because the VHS tapes would rotate periodically. He would get some great straight videos but he also would get hot gay VHS tapes as well. We are talking about 10 VHS tapes total of mixture of straight and gay. I basically had a hot porn collection all 4 years of my high school years that rotated after a few weeks. We never talked about his collection and my parents retired and moved when I went to college

 

[deleted814719]

Interestingly, my Dad was a member of the Playboy Club of which there was a location in my city. He did get the mags monthly (I don't know if that came with his membership or he was a subscriber). It's funny now but I can remember my mom showing me the magazine, I don't think I'd reached puberty yet, She would open to the centerfold and show me the woman while covering the lady parts and ask, "isn't she beautiful?".

I honestly can't recall ever finding my dad's stash of mags or even looking for them. As a kid, I was more interested in playing baseball in the backyard with friends.

 

[WoodyP145]

Never found my dads stash but my brother was ten years older. I was snooping and found his (sticky) hard core open mag and a copy of Debbie Does Dallas on VHS. I would memorize the timing on the tape so I could rewind it back after watching.

 

[Jonnynudist]

Never found my dads stash but my brother was ten years older. I was snooping and found his (sticky) hard core open mag and a copy of Debbie Does Dallas on VHS. I would memorize the timing on the tape so I could rewind it back after watching.

That is exactly what I would do when I watched Dad’s porn vids. Would make a note of the exact point so I could return it at the right place.

 

[Txman806]

That is exactly what I would do when I watched Dad’s porn vids. Would make a note of the exact point so I could return it at the right place.

Same!