Fireman Sex

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  1. Pitbull

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    A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

    "From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

    When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?

    "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!"
     
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    GREAT joke it's a hoot...thanks for sharing
     
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    OUCH!!! LOL
    cute. ;P

    Guess the guy got burnt?
     
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    :banana: Funny
     
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    Fire crotch!!!!


    :jumping38:



     
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    HA, that is a good one.
     
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    You are on a roll Pitbull!
     
  8. Pitbull

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    We could always use a good laugh or two.

    Must be something about "Fireman" and "Sex" together in the title.
    This joke is being looked at much more than the other jokes I posted.
     
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    A lot of fantasies about firefighters, no doubt!!! LOL
     
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