Firewood Joke

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"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
"Yes, what can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."


The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.


Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep!""Happy Birthday, buddy!"

(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).
 

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:rofl: ROTFLMAO :rofl:

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
"Yes, what can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.


Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house."Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep!""Happy Birthday, buddy!"

(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).
 

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Folk lore studies tell me this is an old joke. Previous ones had to do with a felon telling his wife to plant a crop to save the farm, and he concocted a story about the money he stole being on the north edge of the property.

Police dug up the land, found nothing. The felon wrote his wife "Now plant."
 

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Oh, well, someone on a transplant forum that my mother belongs to e-mailed it to her, and she e-mailed it to me. I wasn't trying to be original, it was just one I hadn't heard and thought I'd share here.
 

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"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
"Yes, what can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.


Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house."Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep!""Happy Birthday, buddy!"

(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).
Ha! good one there, Mandee! Old, but a good one,NTL.