First 2 Questions are easy

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    Three nuns stand at the Pearly Gates of Heaven, and Saint Peter turns to them and explains that they must answer a single question each to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. Sister Lara steps forward.
    "Who was the first man on God's Earth?" asks Saint Peter.
    "Adam," the sister replies. And the lights flash, the bells toll and the gates of Heaven open.
    Sister Evelyn steps forward and says she is ready.
    "Who was the first woman on God's Earth?" asks Saint Peter.
    "Eve," the sister replies. And the lights flash, the bells toll and the gates of Heaven open.
    The Mother Superior steps forward and announces that she is ready.
    "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" asks the Saint. The Mother Superior is shocked.
    "My goodness," she says, "that's a hard one." And the lights flash, the bells toll and the gates of Heaven open.
     
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