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Long time lurker and gold member, but rare poster. Draw your own conclusions. A memory surfaced today I thought I'd share.
I wanted a bigger dick ever since I can remember. No idea why. Mix in some OCD and the hands of a pianist and let your imagination run wild. I'm 8x6 last I measured but it's anyone's guess if that's nature or, uh, "nurture" since I logged nothing.
The first time I tried to pump was with the vacuum in my parent's house. They had a central vac system so I figured there couldn't be any damage from moving parts. I tried to put my dick in the hose to get started, and it wouldn't fit, I was too thick. Soft.
In retrospect I probably dodged a bullet. :biggrin1:
Anyway, after that I started to poke around on the net , stumbled onto this forum, never left.
That's all. Any other long time lurkers going to come out of the woodwork and say hi?
I wanted a bigger dick ever since I can remember. No idea why. Mix in some OCD and the hands of a pianist and let your imagination run wild. I'm 8x6 last I measured but it's anyone's guess if that's nature or, uh, "nurture" since I logged nothing.
The first time I tried to pump was with the vacuum in my parent's house. They had a central vac system so I figured there couldn't be any damage from moving parts. I tried to put my dick in the hose to get started, and it wouldn't fit, I was too thick. Soft.
In retrospect I probably dodged a bullet. :biggrin1:
Anyway, after that I started to poke around on the net , stumbled onto this forum, never left.
That's all. Any other long time lurkers going to come out of the woodwork and say hi?