First Blow Job

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  1. jakeatolla

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    A young boy comes downstairs and sits next to his father watching TV on the couch. The father notices the boy has a huge grin on his face. He asks, "Son, whats with the huge smile?" The boy says, "Well, Dad. Last night I experienced my first blowjob!" "That's great!" says the father, "Tell me all about it!" So the boy starts telling him,"Ok, so there I was. I was on my knees, and I had this dick in my mouth..."
     
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    "Yeah, dad, I had to open my mouth just like that! How did you know?"
     
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    "I had sex for the first time last night,Dad."

    "Well done, Son. Are you going out again tonight?"

    "No, my arse is still too sore."
     
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    hahahahahahah ^^^^^6
     
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    Haha, that's great! :lmao:
     
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