First blowjob

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  1. D_DickBWreth

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    So I picked up this chick at a dorm tonight.
    She was chill, an incredible dancer, and was the cutest little thing ever.

    So cutting to the chase, about 5 hours after we meet, I am in her dorm, slobbering over her face, her giggles erupting every minute or so.

    "Do you want me to give you a blowjob?"

    My eyes lit up like Chris Farley at Hardee's.

    "No, I'm good... but seriously, Absofuckinglutley!"

    So I am standing, she on the bed, my dick (not fully erect due to copious amounts of alcohol) in her mouth, and me moaning.

    Her roommate walks in at t +7 minutes, then promptly pulls a 180 out the door.

    I soothed her into finishing the job.

    Long story short, I cum all over her blankets and floor. Not as much as expected, but better than my classic retrograde.

    Moral of the story: Don't jack off damn near three times a day. You won't be able to cum with your piece down a girl's gullet.

    I was disappointed but proud at the same time to finally get the blowjob monkey off my chest, and onto some girl's hands.
     
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    Congratulations!!!!
     
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    And how did you make her cum?
     
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    hot story, and woman with very quaint views on a man's first blowjob. I'm all for the female orgasm, but any woman who seriously thinks that this of any importance the first time a guy shoots with a woman has an astoundingly poor understanding of how the male body works.
     
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    Yeah, bitch was lucky she got to suck him off. What more does she expect? :rolleyes:
     
  6. SprinkleMe69

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    Why'd she have to be a bitch?

    Anyway to the OP....congrats on your first blowjob. Many more to cum :)
     
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    bitch was lucky?

    yeah, because it is so hard for a young female to find a young male who is willing to let her suck his dick.
     
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    Maybe its just me but the best part of sex is when a woman has a big orgasm.
     
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    It's not just you ;o)
     
  10. maxcok

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    Yeah, I wasn't calling her a bitch, I was being facetious, hence the *rolly eyes*. :rolleyes:

    I thought that was clear. If not, read the two posts directly before mine for context.
     
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    Congratulations, memphiswon. As good as that was, it gets better.
     
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