First names - Sex and your name

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  1. BigDubbs

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    According to studies, your sexual identity is revealed by the first
    letter of your first name... what do you think?


    -------------------------------A------------------------------------
    You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action.
    You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no
    patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying
    to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up front
    person. When it comes to sex, it's action that counts, not obscure
    hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You
    find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are
    passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you
    appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities.
    Your physical needs are your primary concern.
    ------------------------------- B -----------------------------------
    You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and
    dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the
    affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper
    your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments, and
    particular when it comes to lovemaking. You will hold off until everything
    meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and abstain from
    sex if need be. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing
    to experiment.
    ------------------------------- C -----------------------------------
    You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a
    relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You must be able to
    talk to your sex partner before, during, and after. You want the object of
    your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your
    lover as a friend and companion. You are very sexual and sensual, needing
    someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved,
    you have the ability to go for long periods without sexual activity.You are
    an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.
    -------------------------------- D ----------------------------------
    Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full steam
    ahead in pursuit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing
    and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly
    sexual, passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvements, sometimes
    possessive and jealous. Sex to you is a pleasure to be enjoyed. You are
    stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude.
    ------------------------------ E -----------------------------------
    Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you
    have trouble relating. A person must beintellectually stimulating or you
    are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion
    for a bedmate. You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good
    argument once in a while it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for
    the challenge is more important than the sexual act for you.But once you
    give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. When you don't have a
    good lover to fall asleep with, you will fall asleep witha good book.
    (Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book.)
    ------------------------------- F -----------------------------------
    You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You
    look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once
    committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous, sexual, and privately
    passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant.
    You are born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are your favorite fantasy
    pastime. You can be a very generous lover.
    -----------------------------------G---------------------------------
    You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You
    respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or superior, and one who
    can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of
    erotic stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be
    extremely active sexually that is, when you find the time. Your duties and
    responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have
    difficulty getting emotionally close to a lover, but no trouble getting
    close sexually.
    -------------------------------H-------------------------------------
    You seek a mate who can enhance your reputation and your earning ability.
    You will be very generous to your lover once you have attained a
    commitment. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner.
    Before the commitment, though, you tend to be frugal in your spending and
    dating habits, and equally cautious in your sexual involvement's. You are a
    sensual and patient lover.
    ------------------------------- I -----------------------------------
    You have a great need to be loved, appreciated ... even worshipped.
    You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You look for
    lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an
    amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting
    about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try
    new modes of sexual expression. You bore easily and thus require sexual
    adventure and change. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are
    sometimes downright lustful.
    --------------------------------J------------------------------------
    You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a
    partner is of paramount importance o you. You are free in your
    expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual
    experiences and partners,provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn
    you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating,
    otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship.
    You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that
    you're being appreciated.
    --------------------------------K------------------------------------
    You are crap in bed. You are emotionally confused and will take the
    rest of life to 'evaluate who you really are'. Though you may have
    multiple partners, none will satisfy emotionally. However, with luck,
    it is possible to find a mate to love you and cherish you for who you
    are, even when your crap in bed.
    --------------------------------L------------------------------------
    You are very romantic, idealistic, and somehow you believe that
    to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate or attracting
    people who have unusual troubles. You see yourself as your lover's
    saviour. You are sincere, passionate, lustful, and dreamy. You can't
    help falling in love. You fantasise and get turned on by movies
    and magazines. You do not tell others of this secret life, nor of your
    sexual fantasies.
    -------------------------------M--------------------------------------
    You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you
    throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds
    barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally
    passionate and intense. You believe in total sexual freedom. You are
    willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of sexual energy
    is inexhaustible. You also enjoy mothering your mate.
     
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    --------------------------------N--------------------------------
    You may appear innocent, unassuming, quiet, and shy; but we know that
    appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something
    of a skilled technician. You know what you want, but do not necessarily
    tell you mate. You can easily go to extremes, though, running the gamut
    from insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of sex. You can be highly
    critical of your mate, seeking perfection in both of you. It is not easy to
    find someone who can meet your standards, but when you do, you love to them
    forever. You have difficulty expressing emotions and drawing close to
    lovers.
    -------------------------------O-----------------------------------
    You are very interested in sexual activities yet secretive and shy about
    your desires. You can re-channel much of your sexual energy into making
    money and/or seeking power. You can easily have extended periods of
    celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate, sexual lover, requiring the
    same qualities from your mate. Sex is serious business; thus you demand
    intensity and diversity, and are willing to try anything or anyone.
    Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in
    check.
    -------------------------------P------------------------------------
    You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of doing
    anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances count.
    Therefore, you require a good-looking partner.You also require an
    intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your
    enemy...a good fight stimulates those sex vibes. You are relatively free of
    sexual hang-ups. You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing
    thing to keep your partner interested. You are very social, sensual and
    sexy; you enjoy flirting and perhaps playing mind games and need a good
    deal of physical gratification and constantly need reassurance that your
    mate loves you.
    ---------------------------------Q-----------------------------------
    You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous
    physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you,
    sexually or otherwise. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be
    attracted to people of other ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and
    flowers, and lots of conversation to turn you on and keep you going.
    -------------------------------R------------------------------------
    You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can
    keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal the smarter the
    better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great
    body. However, physical attractiveness is very important to you. You have
    to be proud of your partner. You are privately very sexy, but you do not
    show this outwardly. If your new lover is not all that great in bed, you
    are willing to serve as teacher. Sex is important; you can be a very
    demanding playmate.
    ---------------------------------S------------------------------------
    You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual,
    and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy
    will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the
    Nitto gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the
    trade, can play any role or any game,and take your love life very
    seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the
    right person to come along.
    ---------------------------------T---------------------------------
    You are very sensitive, private, and sexually passive;you like a partner
    who takes the lead. You get turned on by music, soft lights, and
    romantic thoughts. You fantasize and tend to fall in and out of love.
    When in love, you are romantic, idealistic, mushy, and extremely
    changeable. You enjoy having your senses and your feelings stimulated,
    titillated, and teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your
    relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head.
    ---------------------------------U------------------------------------
    You are enthusiastic and idealistic when in love. When not in love, you are
    in love with love, always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as
    a challenge. You are a roamer and need adventure, excitement, and freedom.
    You deal in potential relationships. You enjoy giving gifts and enjoy
    seeing your mate looking good. Your sex drive is strong and you desire
    instant gratification.You are willing to put your partner's pleasures above
    your own.
    ----------------------------------V---------------------------------
    You are individualistic, and you need freedom, space, and excitement. You
    wait until you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing
    someone means psyching them out. You feel a need to get into their head to
    see what makes them tick. This may pose a problem. You are attracted to
    eccentric types and are into having multiple partners and kinky sex. Often
    there is an age difference between you and your lover. You respond to
    danger, thrills, and suspense. The gay scene turns you on, even though you
    yourself may not be a participant.
    -----------------------------------W---------------------------------
    You are very proud, determined, and you refuse to take no for an answer
    when pursuing love. Your ego is at stake. You are romantic, idealistic, and
    often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner as he or she really
    is. You feel deeply and throw all of yourself into your relationships.
    Nothing is too good for your lover. You enjoy playing love games.
    ---------------------------------X--------------------------------
    You need constant stimulation because you bore quickly. You can handle more
    than one relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your mind.
    You talk while you make love. You can have the greatest love affairs, all
    by yourself, in your own head.
    -----------------------------------Y----------------------------------
    You are sexual, sensual, and very independent. If you can't have it your
    way, you will forgo the whole thing. You want to control your
    relationships, which doesn't always work out too well. You respond to
    physical stimulation, enjoy necking and spending hours just touching,
    feeling, and exploring. However, if you can spend your time making
    money, you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You need
    to prove to yourself and your partner what a great lover you are. You want
    feedback on your performance. You are an open, stimulating, romantic
    bedmate.
    --------------------------------Z-----------------------------------
    For you, it is business before pleasure. If you are in any way bothered
    by career, business, or money concerns, you find it very hard to relax
    and get into the mood. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and
    are capable of much sensuality. But you never lose control of your
    emotions. You are very careful and cautious before you give your heart away
    and your body, for that matter. Once you make the commitment, though, you
    stick like glue.
     
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    Its not true, there are so many variables that have a much bigger impact on sexual identity. That's assuming a letter has any impact at all on...anything.
     
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    Firstly im an L , obviously

    But i guess its me in some respects.. I think that being in love means i have to suffer. I cant help falling in love and i dont tell people my secrets so yeah parts are true.

    However i find this a little more acurate for me personally which is strange because i dont truely believe in these things..

    http://shop.adultshop.com.au/funstuff/Libidoscopes/default.asp

    and im a Leo
     
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    This is bullshit. It doesn't even come close with anyone I know.
    Astrology can be an interesting predictor though, & even more revealing, the "colour
    test" by Dr Max Lusher, the condensed version of which relies on the random selection
    of eight colours.
    Of course a fertile imagination can make a lot of interesting predictions !
     
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    Well, based on my first name and my bf's first name, this study is soooooooooo off the mark. I mean off by the widest possible margin.
     
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    Well, of course it's not, but I do have to admit, mine is frightfully accurate.
     
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    Probably not scientific, but interesting, I'm a J and much of it describes me including brains, or someone who's mature.:
    *Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. *

    My middle initial is E that is even more interesting,this rings true:
    *Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you
    have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you
    are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion
    for a bedmate. But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal.*

    My husband is D: *Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full steam ahead in pursuit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly sexual, passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement's, sometimes
    possessive and jealous. Sex to you is a pleasure to be enjoyed. You are
    stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude.*
    From the first time I saw him he was persistent. He is passionate and very

    nurturing which was great for me-coming from such a cold,distant family.
    He enjoys his work and he seems cut out for his profession.

    His middle initial is B:
    Not as flattering ,lol:
    **You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the
    affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper
    your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments, and
    particular when it comes to lovemaking. You will hold off until everything
    meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and abstain from
    sex if need be. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing
    to experiment.**

    He does like the good life and he pampers me. He is private about grabbing me in places he feels are his, and I think he feels some kinds of public affection disrespects a woman.
    But he's always rubbing my arms or back, or I'll sit in his lap.
    He is a controlled person to a point, and he is far more willing to experiment than I. But the last part, "You will hold off until everything
    meets with your approval" no, not at all. As much as he has good self control, he really very easy going and has a great sense of humor.

    Interesting - but even horoscopes can "fit" us all if we look hard enough.
    But this stuff fascinates us all, and it can be fun, as long as no one takes it tooooo literally.

     
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    "You are very sexual and sensual, needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to go for long periods without sexual activity"

    I don't get this. The first sentence negates the next.
     
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    I know its not true and most of understand that also...Its all in fun..Nothing serious its just like your horoscope..its not true but its for the fun thats all nothing more....My apologies if it offended anyone...:cool:
     
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    Mine is too.

    "You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal the smarter the
    better."- Very True.

    "You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is very important to you. You have to be proud of your partner."- Yeah

    "You are privately very sexy, but you do not show this outwardly. If your new lover is not all that great in bed, you are willing to serve as teacher. Sex is important; you can be a very demanding playmate."- I will teach, and I'm very demanding.
     
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    Sorry to disappoint you, but from my point of view, this is the semi-biggest bullshit, or maybe just a mediocre joke.

    So, let's take this apart. Closeness/togetherness: No, not necessarily required. Talk to sex partner: Maybe, but no must. Lovers are lovers, I have other companions. Not so many, but a few. But they usually aren't the same as my lovers. Very sexual and sensual: Okay, I am that. That's a true point. Also what's said about appreciation, but I don't need a worshipper. Just tell me I'm the greatest. But I certainly can't go for long periods without sex, anything longer than eight days will give me a feeling like being all bloated. Controlling my desires: To some degree. But at some point, they just take over, can't disengage my vaginal auto pilot.

    And neither the first name my parents gave me, nor my middle initial do any better on what reality is like.
     
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    Well heres mine according to the chart...

    You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You
    look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once
    committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous, sexual, and privately
    passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant.
    You are born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are your favorite fantasy
    pastime. You can be a very generous lover.


    I have 3 kids in 2 states with 3 different mothers.........that I know about so far.

    Think that means this "classification" of me is......CRAP :biggrin1:
     
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    For someone who is very skeptical I would have to say that the descriptions for my wife and I, and two friends who I know fairly well, are 80-90% accurate.
     
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    I have gone by a few names in my life...and my most prominent name's first letter works pretty well. So does my secondary name. By that token, many of these could describe my sexual identity...
     
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    Well, that was interesting. Some things were true, some were only marginally true and some were completely wrong.
     
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    was on target ... was just thinking about it the other day, the folks I am attracted to, are very intellectually active and stimulating ... seems to be what they all have in common
     
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    Oh, goody! A whore-o-scope!

    Yes and no. Like any horoscope.
     
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