First sex toy
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Vibrating egg. I've told the story here before, but it's worth a re-run...
When I turned 18 my man and I (yes, the man I'm always talking about here, he's sitting next to me now playing GTA5) went to a sex shop together to celebrate. We picked the remote controlled vibrating egg because it wasn't too expensive or complicated. We didn't even make it back to his apartment.. on the drive home we found a secluded spot to park and fucked in the passenger seat.
I'll NEVER forget... the egg was vibing in my pussy while he was fucking my ass, and he just yelled out, "I can feel it on my dick, I can feel it on my dick! Holy Shit!" as we climaxed together. I wore that little thing out pretty quick, but it sure as fuck was worth the money.
When I turned 18 my man and I (yes, the man I'm always talking about here, he's sitting next to me now playing GTA5) went to a sex shop together to celebrate. We picked the remote controlled vibrating egg because it wasn't too expensive or complicated. We didn't even make it back to his apartment.. on the drive home we found a secluded spot to park and fucked in the passenger seat.
I'll NEVER forget... the egg was vibing in my pussy while he was fucking my ass, and he just yelled out, "I can feel it on my dick, I can feel it on my dick! Holy Shit!" as we climaxed together. I wore that little thing out pretty quick, but it sure as fuck was worth the money.
what if sex toys were like Toy Story
dildos and buttplugs going on little adventures
facing perils and learning valuable lessons
as soon as you get home the toys are all "ANDY'S COMING!!"
and all the sex toys just fall down
dildos and buttplugs going on little adventures
facing perils and learning valuable lessons
as soon as you get home the toys are all "ANDY'S COMING!!"
and all the sex toys just fall down
Coincidentally, his Mom's toys were named Woody and Buzz too.
sweetlucky12
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My first sex toy was a little vibrator my college roommate got me for my birthday.
My first sex toy was a fancy g-spot vibrator, that unfortunately was a waste of money because it was such a unique shape that I couldn't really use it for any thrusting motion and just resting a vibrator inside of me doesn't get me off. Waste of like $200 bucks. Damn.
I've learned better since then about what will work for me and what won't, thankfully
I've learned better since then about what will work for me and what won't, thankfully
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My first sex toy was a hard silver vibe that had this "real cyber skin" sleeve that slid over it to make it soft and feel more realistic. I help women pick their first sex toy almost everytime I go to work. I enjoy that part of my job. Some women like vaginal only penetrative pleasure, some like clitoral only, many want both at the same time.
Luckily the sex toy industry is creating better and better products so we don't have to resort to an electric toothbrush. But hey, if an electric toothbrush gets the job done who am I to tell you you can't?
Luckily the sex toy industry is creating better and better products so we don't have to resort to an electric toothbrush. But hey, if an electric toothbrush gets the job done who am I to tell you you can't?
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I'm jealous of people who had fancy titanium cyber-skin programmable high-powered 18-function oscillating rechargeable thingies as their first toys.
My first was a hairbrush
But it had a fat silicone handle with little nubs on it, I loved that thing. I still have it packed away somewhere
I couldn't buy any proper sex toys because my parents were always snooping around in my room, so I had to improvise
My first was a hairbrush
But it had a fat silicone handle with little nubs on it, I loved that thing. I still have it packed away somewhere
I couldn't buy any proper sex toys because my parents were always snooping around in my room, so I had to improvise
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It was an actual toy. A plastic rolling pin from a baking playset.
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My brush was wood. I didn't dare. Yet, the apothecary jars in the bathroom were glass and I tried their lids out all the time. I also tried out a perfume bottle. Didn't end well.
I'm jealous of people who had fancy titanium cyber-skin programmable high-powered 18-function oscillating rechargeable thingies as their first toys.
My first was a hairbrush
But it had a fat silicone handle with little nubs on it, I loved that thing. I still have it packed away somewhere
I couldn't buy any proper sex toys because my parents were always snooping around in my room, so I had to improvise
I didn't own a sex toy until I was.. 19 I think, so that helps
I can still picture the electric toothbrush. I think it was rechargeable. The handle was big. My sister never asked why I brushed my teeth with the regular toothbrush when the electric was always charging on the counter.
Thankfully she didn't hear me brushing my teeth in my room. It was loud, too!
Thankfully she didn't hear me brushing my teeth in my room. It was loud, too!
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This is embarrassing but I never owned a sex toy until my husband developed e.d. Then my first was actually a penis extender sleeve he wore. We've since progressed to others.
