First thing you do in a hotel room?

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  1. D_Geaffardson Jelliwilli

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    I guess the wanking generally comes later, or sex if with someone else, but what is the first thing you do when entering your hotel room?

    Mine is fairly mundane, I always seem to have a big fart first. After that I rifle through all the cupboards and drawers, then look for the room service menu.

    What do you tend to do first, especially if on your own?
     
  2. Deno

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    last time I stayed in a room I just got done driving in a car with 5 other people and we put on 800 miles that day. I was behind the wheel 80 percent of the time. I had my own room, I wanked off in the shower then I got service to bring me something to drink and got a buzz then got under all those covers and was out like a light. The next thing I knew my friends were knocking on the door to get me up I slept 8 straight hours. For some reason there was a do not disturb hanger on the outside of the door and I never found out how it got there.
     
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    First thing you do in a hotel room?
    Turn on the lights
    Fold back bedspread (hotel bedspreads get washed maybe once a month)
    Open draperies
    Adjust thermostat
    Turn on television
    Place suitcase on luggage rack
    Check to insure bathroom is clean and mold/mildew free
    Check room service menu
    Leave wakeup call
     
  4. D_Portelay Porquesword

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    Scoop up all the goodies, if they are in fact good. Then look for the maid cart and get more goodies. I have a few Flamingo Hilton, Planet Hollywood Hotel items I got while in Vegas last year.
     
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    check out if there is a view or not &
    inspect the bathtub/shower for cleanliness
     
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    There's a lot of OCD in this thread...jus' sayin'

    If I'm there for a while, I unpack; I hate living out of a suitcase.

    Then I take a shower, get dressed and explore the hotel and its environs.
     
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    Draw the curtains

    Pull out packet of condoms

    Insist on cash upfront

    :wink:
     
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    That's my boy... but one packet is SO highschool... bring out three and get the orgy in full blast.:tongue:

    Having said that, I tend to start with checking the bathroom to make sure no one left me a "surprise" in the toilet.:frown1:
     
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    alone.
    jump on the bed.
    misplace the room key.
    call the front desk to ask for a new room key.

    not so alone.
    stumble backward across a dark hotel room until we bump into a random horizontal surface.

    ml
     
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    NJ, I do have to say... that those bedspreads don't get washed every month, it's an as necessary thing. Just sayin... lol
     
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    Open the windows and curtains
    Turn on the television
    Sit down for a few minutes and look around
    unpack
    Check to make sure I have enough towels, hangers etc.
    Take a shower
     
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    Open the curtains and a window.
    Turn down the heat or the A/C depending on the season.
    Have a whizz to mark my territory.
    Check the minibar.
    Hang up my shirts and slacks.
     
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    check out wi fi connection... get naked... take a shower... j off...
     
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    I spray everything down with Lysol disinfectant spray - EVERYTHING!

    First is the bed, comforter, then I peel back the comforter and check the sheets, then spray.
    Second, I proceed to spray the drawers.
    Third, I spray and wipe with a handwipe or hand sanitizer, the phone, the remote, etc.
    Fourth, I spray the entire bathroom.
    Fifth, I open the curtains and check out the view. If I can open the windows or the sliding door, I will to air out the room.
    Sixth, I unpack my belongings, hanging up clothes, and putting other items in drawers.
    Seventh, I unpack toiletries.
    Eighth, I shower and tidy up.
    Nine... that is enough...

    Yeah, I am OCD...
     
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    Open the doors to the terrace or balcony.
    Check wardrobe space & drawers.
    Unpack.

    Then pour myself a large vodka & tonic, sit on the terrace and finally, relax!

    Damn I need a holiday!
     
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    How many times have you accepted xerox money?

    Anyway, I always jump on the bed a few times, turn on the TV, lie back and take a breather, especially since I have been driving.
     
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    You could do all of this without going to a hotel, you know. Who buys a room just to j off?
     
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    Turn on the lights and put everything down, then sit.
     
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    Can I just say it again, please?!!?!? :eek:

    OK, for me it depends how long I'm staying - if it's just one or 2 nights then I don't unpack and just get out my toiletries and hang up the 'creasables'

    But first things first....

    walk in to room
    choose which bed I'm sleeping in (if there's 2)
    look out the window
    check out the bathroom
    open my suitcase and unpack the necessaries
    Open up laptop and get on the internet
    charge phones/iPods
    Chill
     
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