(not sure which area this should be placed, feel free to move) so last weekend, as you can assume by the thread title, i went to my first gay bar. the group of the nite consisted of: myself (totally straight), a girl who was mostly straight but has hooked up with a few girls, another guy (totally gay), a lesbian and her bisexual girlfriend...if only we had a trannie, we could've combined to form the sexual Voltron. we started the nite at a regular bar, but is was pretty dead, so we were kicking around ideas...i suggested karaoke, but didnt know of any places...the rest knew of a place, but werent sure if i'd be comfortable going cuz it was a gay bar...i had no problems with it, so off we went. everyone was half-preparing/half-teasing me about it during the ride over, but it was all good-natured...and of course as we walked from the car i grabbed the straight girl's hand so as not to be completely emasculated when i walked in...which failed miserably, because as soon as we got in (reminding you that it was me, a gay guy, a lesbian and two bi-girls) it was ME that got recognized...just some guy i went to college with, no big deal...it was a quick "hey, we went to school together, right?" "yeah, hows it going" "not bad...merry christmas" and that was that...he was already out of the closet, so i guess he wasnt worried about me outing him or anything. i did somehow manage to almost start a fight...my name got called for karaoke (i did Smooth Criminal for those who are curious) and i went to the stage, my path was blocked by a rather mannish girl...short spiky hair, kinda buff, sorta spreading her shoulders to appear dominant...so i tried to squeeze past but couldnt, i looked at her & just said "excuse me" and suddenly she went soft & said "sure thing babe"...so while performing, my friend's girlfriend was taking pix of me...so the mannish chick went to her & asked if i was her boyfriend...so my lesbian friend got mad that her gf was being hit on, and some drunken words were exchanged, and i was just wondering what the gay fight protocol is...am i allowed to hit a lesbian? there were some huge butch girls there too that prolly could've kicked my ass, so i wouldnt've known what to do. anyway, that was settled by closing time, no violence, overall it was an interesting experience...only one guy made eyes at me lol...but i honestly felt very relaxed, and i think it was cuz i realized that none of the attractive girls even cared i was there...normally when i see a cute girl, my mind is going over the various ways to introduce myself, conversational stuff, etc...but here it was like i knew beforehand they werent interesting, so i didnt have to stress over anything, now if you'll excuse me, im gonna go build a tower made of iron and brawn, then blow it up, then shoot an animal, watch some sports, and make a baby.